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Making it to Heaven

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Making it to Heaven
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Making it to Heaven
January 31, 2016 at 9:00 pm
Via the hilarious Pete Holmes Show:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Making it to Heaven
January 31, 2016 at 9:02 pm
Hahaha!
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RE: Making it to Heaven
January 31, 2016 at 11:20 pm
Might as well have had the Zifandel.
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RE: Making it to Heaven
January 31, 2016 at 11:58 pm
I love parodies.

This one is in relation to theists who know they are right.

Mhmm.
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Making it to Heaven
February 1, 2016 at 10:12 am (This post was last modified: February 1, 2016 at 10:14 am by LadyForCamus.)
LMAO, that was fantastic!
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Making it to Heaven

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