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RE: I’m an atheist. So why can’t I shake God?
February 10, 2016 at 10:34 am
(February 9, 2016 at 9:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (February 9, 2016 at 9:42 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: (emphasis is mine)
Why should we believe this story is anything other than pure fabrication. You keep going on and on about "free will" this, "free will" that and "free will" the other, yet, your "aunt's" prayer got an answer that violated your most holy (bullshit) belief. The "free will" of the rapist. Something you claim gawd won't do.
I would have just kicked him in the balls.
Praying to an imaginary being seems an unreliable for of rape prevention.
Seems as effective as, "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope!"
BINGO!
"Help me Obi-Wan Can'tJesus, you're my only hope"
"Help me Obi-Wan Can't Allah, you're my only hope"
"Help me Obi-Wan Can't Buddha, you're my only hope"
"Help me Obi-Wan Can't Yahweh, you're my only hope"
"Help me Obi-Wan Can't Vishnu, you're my only hope"
All the same false comforts humans invent in a 14 billion year old universe incapable of caring one shit about one species on one dot, in a sea of 100s of billions of galaxies. If we as a species want to extend our finite ride, we need to wake up and help ourselves.
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I’m an atheist. So why can’t I shake God?
February 10, 2016 at 10:34 am
(February 10, 2016 at 10:23 am)Evie Wrote: They're just fucking bored people with no life acting cray, or cray people who are indistinguishable from fucking bored people with no life acting cray.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
Thank you! I guess weirdos are everywhere...
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I’m an atheist. So why can’t I shake God?
February 10, 2016 at 10:34 am
(February 10, 2016 at 10:34 am)Brian37 Wrote: (February 9, 2016 at 9:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I would have just kicked him in the balls.
Praying to an imaginary being seems an unreliable for of rape prevention.
Seems as effective as, "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope!"
BINGO!
"Help me Obi-Wan Can'tJesus, you're my only hope"
"Help me Obi-Wan Can't Allah, you're my only hope"
"Help me Obi-Wan Can't Buddha, you're my only hope"
"Help me Obi-Wan Can't Yahweh, you're my only hope"
"Help me Obi-Wan Can't Vishnu, you're my only hope"
All the same false comforts humans invent in a 14 billion year old universe incapable of caring one shit about one species on one dot, in a sea of 100s of billions of galaxies. If we as a species want to extend our finite ride, we need to wake up and help ourselves.
"Help me, TOM CRUISE!"
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RE: I’m an atheist. So why can’t I shake God?
February 10, 2016 at 10:35 am
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(February 10, 2016 at 10:34 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: (February 10, 2016 at 10:23 am)Evie Wrote: They're just fucking bored people with no life acting cray, or cray people who are indistinguishable from fucking bored people with no life acting cray.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
Thank you! I guess weirdos are everywhere...
Yeah.
I heard that there's even some weirdly overly-enthusiastic guy out there somewhere who is convinced that he's a turtle.
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RE: I’m an atheist. So why can’t I shake God?
February 10, 2016 at 10:38 am
(February 10, 2016 at 10:34 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: (February 10, 2016 at 10:34 am)Brian37 Wrote: BINGO!
"Help me Obi-Wan Can'tJesus, you're my only hope"
"Help me Obi-Wan Can't Allah, you're my only hope"
"Help me Obi-Wan Can't Buddha, you're my only hope"
"Help me Obi-Wan Can't Yahweh, you're my only hope"
"Help me Obi-Wan Can't Vishnu, you're my only hope"
All the same false comforts humans invent in a 14 billion year old universe incapable of caring one shit about one species on one dot, in a sea of 100s of billions of galaxies. If we as a species want to extend our finite ride, we need to wake up and help ourselves.
"Help me, TOM CRUISE!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpkdsulVHfI
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I’m an atheist. So why can’t I shake God?
February 10, 2016 at 10:42 am
(February 10, 2016 at 10:38 am)Brian37 Wrote: (February 10, 2016 at 10:34 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: "Help me, TOM CRUISE!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpkdsulVHfI
LMAO! South Park...
Reminds me of this one one:
http://youtu.be/u-RuIsxGX4M
Poor, crazy Tom Cruise.
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RE: I’m an atheist. So why can’t I shake God?
February 10, 2016 at 10:43 am
If we ever met, I'd like to shake God warmly by the throat...
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RE: I’m an atheist. So why can’t I shake God?
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RE: I’m an atheist. So why can’t I shake God?
February 10, 2016 at 1:14 pm
(February 10, 2016 at 10:43 am)Iroscato Wrote: If we ever met, I'd like to shake God warmly by the throat...
Some have made the argument in a pretend scenario they'd give God a chance to explain himself. Not me, my logic would not allow me to swallow any bullshit excuse it could make, considering all the bullshit excuses the fans make. If he couldn't make it clear while we are alive, then I see no good reason to think this being's tactics of making excuses would change after I die. Once an asshole, always an asshole.
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RE: I’m an atheist. So why can’t I shake God?
February 10, 2016 at 2:54 pm
(February 10, 2016 at 10:43 am)Iroscato Wrote: If we ever met, I'd like to shake God warmly by the throat...
I always get the question, "What will you say to god when you stand before him?"
And I reply, "You're under arrest for crimes against humanity!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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