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Say Hi to Jesus

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Say Hi to Jesus
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#11
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 10:39 am
Hiya Jesus, where are those extra couple of inches I've been praying for.
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#12
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 1:01 pm
Heads up for J daddy for not killing people for no reason


......oh wait
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#13
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 1:04 pm
Wanna play noughts and crosses?
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#14
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 1:09 pm
[Image: romney-meme-jesus.jpg]
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RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 1, 2016 at 1:09 pm
Hi, Jesus

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#16
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 2, 2016 at 5:22 pm
Shout out the the big J for leaving me alone while I, unassisted, earned a 100% on my quiz last week.

Yeah. I did that. So fuck you big J.
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#17
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 2, 2016 at 5:45 pm
Hey, Jebus. What was the worst part of being on the cross, the nails through the wrists and feet or not being able to scratch itchy nuts?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#18
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 4, 2016 at 6:23 am
Hey Jesus, know what's the difference between you and a picture of yours?

Just 1nail to hang your picture
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#19
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 4, 2016 at 7:38 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#20
RE: Say Hi to Jesus
March 4, 2016 at 3:12 pm
I found Jesus!

(He was crouched down behind the couch.)
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