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[Gawdzilla]

You should try the Buttocks Universal Transplant Treatment.  

Ooh..what's that entail? Is it cheaper than the BTP?  We might be able to talk Beccs into it if the price is right.

It's available through your local Obamacare provider.

[Edwardo Piet]

I sincerely actually hope that her butt wouldn't be for sale -- sure, if I bought it I would possess one extremely sexy butt but I would also haz disappoint because the opting to sell her fine derrière would make me doubt that she indeed has as much of a badass, confident and, above all,  self-respecting sexy-ass attitude as I believe she indeed has:

self-respect is far more sexy-ass than any actual sexy ass will ever be --

just sayin'

(Beccs is awesome)

[SteelCurtain]

oh, I would love to borrow Beccs' but I am not sure if it's as easy as just asking her nicely

She'll be up your way at the end of the month, you can consult with her then!