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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 18, 2016 at 5:38 am
(March 17, 2016 at 3:04 am)Alex K Wrote:
(March 16, 2016 at 6:31 pm)Brian37 Wrote: But sometimes the redundancy gets to me.

And don't get me started on the redundancy!

What redundancy?
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 18, 2016 at 9:38 am (This post was last modified: March 18, 2016 at 9:39 am by Clueless Morgan.)
(March 15, 2016 at 11:40 pm)Exian Wrote: ...you go to check Facebook, youtube, or twitter and your hands mindlessly type "at" and select the predictive atheistforums.org drop down, and you just browse this site without ever realizing your original intentions.

My computer predicts atheistforums.org after only typing in "a" Angel
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#83
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 18, 2016 at 10:46 am
. . . you start anticipating threads like this by days or even weeks . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#84
You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 18, 2016 at 12:08 pm
When you are legitimately bummed out that one of your favorite members cut his time on the boards down to only one measly hour per day! Rob, I expect an increase in frequency of videos to compensate for your decrease in presence!
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 18, 2016 at 1:26 pm
. . . you are no longer deteriorating, but have actually started to decompose . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#86
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 18, 2016 at 1:40 pm
...when you get the joke.

[Image: pe-1.gif]
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 18, 2016 at 1:42 pm
100 kudos to you, sir CD!
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 18, 2016 at 2:41 pm (This post was last modified: March 18, 2016 at 2:41 pm by vorlon13.)
(March 18, 2016 at 1:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: ...when you get the joke.

[Image: pe-1.gif]


. . . and you see a post like that and realize vor is going to post something like:


Gee, that's giving me a stiffy


and you're right.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 18, 2016 at 3:30 pm
...when nothing vorlon posts surprised you.

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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 18, 2016 at 4:12 pm
(March 18, 2016 at 1:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: ...when you get the joke.

[Image: pe-1.gif]

Wait, I don't get it!!!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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