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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
April 8, 2016 at 12:39 pm (This post was last modified: April 8, 2016 at 12:39 pm by vorlon13.)
I'm still all achuckle over my

'your skin fuses to the couch'


ROFLOL
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
April 8, 2016 at 12:43 pm
...when you can't stop thinking about your Plans For Turtley World Domination.
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April 8, 2016 at 12:45 pm
All hail our new turtlicious overlords !!
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April 8, 2016 at 12:46 pm
I knew you wanted my turtleyness.

Step away from the turtle.
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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
April 8, 2016 at 12:49 pm
...when you start to notice Evie flittering about your child's toys:

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Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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April 8, 2016 at 12:50 pm
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April 8, 2016 at 12:51 pm
What have you done to Evie, Vorlon?!?!
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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April 8, 2016 at 12:53 pm
special split turtle pron . . .
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April 8, 2016 at 1:02 pm
(April 8, 2016 at 12:50 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: 08-2073.jpg]


Oh, JESUS! Lol!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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April 8, 2016 at 1:05 pm
Like lady parts aren't all pink and icky close up too

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