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Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.

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Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
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Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 12:20 pm
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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 12:24 pm
Wish we had one of those angry red smh emojis.
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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 12:27 pm
Because to them, prayer actually does something.

Everyone who possesses reason knows prayer doesn't do shit.
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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 1:02 pm (This post was last modified: March 24, 2016 at 1:03 pm by vorlon13.)
They're just praying ??

WTF, snag a Muslim off the street and burn 'em up in a cage or something.  

How can we keep the cycle of violence going if one side won't play ??


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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 1:05 pm
Somehow I think that guy is hoping for more than prayers. No matter how seriously concerted they are.
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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 1:14 pm
(March 24, 2016 at 12:24 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: Wish we had one of those angry red smh emojis.

Here.

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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 1:23 pm
Leave it up to the fucking christers and their taking the goddam high ground when there is no shortage of goddam Mo's to kill.

Fuck, probably gonna get a new saint out of this and that means more in the collection plate . . . .

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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 1:49 pm
So when God doesn't get him back, and he dies... that means it was God's plan for him to die right?  

Now there's a fucking conundrum.  If it's God's plan for him to die, then God's with the terrorists.  Meaning Islam is the one true religion.
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March 24, 2016 at 7:14 pm
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RE: Um...No, You Dumb Fucks.
March 24, 2016 at 8:37 pm
Calls for prayer............

Don't they really mean one angry A10 pilot.
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