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Why can't I see the devil?

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Why can't I see the devil?
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RE: Why can't I see the devil?
March 31, 2016 at 3:04 pm
You've probably seen pictures of the devil before. Christians often have pictures of him in their house.

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RE: Why can't I see the devil?
March 31, 2016 at 3:12 pm
(March 31, 2016 at 3:04 pm)Cecelia Wrote: You've probably seen pictures of the devil before.  Christians often have pictures of him in their house.


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Why can't I see the devil?
March 31, 2016 at 3:14 pm
(March 31, 2016 at 3:04 pm)Cecelia Wrote: You've probably seen pictures of the devil before. Christians often have pictures of him in their house.

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RE: Why can't I see the devil?
March 31, 2016 at 3:30 pm
Think about it. Really.

God and the Devil liked making bets (Job anyone?). They probably bet each other who could get the most followers. Which is why Faith is REALLY so important, because it's how they tally the bets. This is of course assuming their bible is true. Why else would faith have any meaning to an omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent god if not for settling a bet?
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RE: Why can't I see the devil?
March 31, 2016 at 3:36 pm
(March 31, 2016 at 3:01 pm)RozKek Wrote:
(March 31, 2016 at 2:52 pm)Drich Wrote: RE: Why can't I see the devil?

Do you have a mirror?

ROFLOL

But, seriously.. what makes you think you haven't seen him?

What makes you think you have seen him?
Evil brother, the world full of evil left in his wake.
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RE: Why can't I see the devil?
March 31, 2016 at 3:37 pm
Whaddya know. There's the the little bugger; Right where they said He'd be.

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Here he is in Idle Hands:

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In his favorite ensemble:

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Last I heard, He went down to Georgia.
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RE: Why can't I see the devil?
March 31, 2016 at 3:39 pm
His boobs are way too perky to be the devil.
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RE: Why can't I see the devil?
March 31, 2016 at 3:41 pm (This post was last modified: March 31, 2016 at 3:43 pm by Athene.)
No.
His boobs are filled with the Milk of Misery.
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RE: Why can't I see the devil?
March 31, 2016 at 3:50 pm (This post was last modified: March 31, 2016 at 4:06 pm by Athene.)
(March 31, 2016 at 2:52 pm)Drich Wrote:
(March 31, 2016 at 11:09 am)KUSA Wrote: God wants to hide but what about the devil? What's his excuse? Is Satan mysterious too?

RE: Why can't I see the devil?

Do you have a mirror?

ROFLOL

But, seriously.. what makes you think you haven't seen him?

Aren't you onto something with the mirror bit? We could ALL be demons, according to your musings.
Or are you just on something? Big Grin
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RE: Why can't I see the devil?
March 31, 2016 at 4:00 pm
(March 31, 2016 at 3:36 pm)Drich Wrote:
(March 31, 2016 at 3:01 pm)RozKek Wrote: What makes you think you have seen him?
Evil brother, the world full of evil left in his wake.

Yeah man. Almost converted so that I'd never experience the evil of stubbing my toe again.
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