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A lesson well learned from Noah.....
#21
RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
ad hominem attacks on cue...
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#22
RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
god did an earth wipe with the flood and then promised to never do a wipe again. Kind of fucked himself there.

So when humans get out of line again god sends a son to get the word out for all of three years and then has him wacked (son/himself and some kind of ghost entity that I've never understood). Not real big or flashy but it got the ball rolling. Everyone began talking about it around the watering trough and it took on a life of it's own (pun?).

Now, what's next in the show of shows? Oh yeah, antichrist, 4 horsemen, the epoxyclipse! War, famine, plague. Real horror show (stolen from that one film). What an ending. Woot, Woot!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#23
RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
Not the "antichrist' again.  There is no antichrist.

Quote:The Antichrist is mentioned only four times in the Bible, and each time he's described the same way:

"Many deceivers, who do not acknowledge Jesus Christ as coming in the flesh, have gone out into the world. Any such person is the deceiver and the Antichrist." (2 John 1:7)

Yep: The Antichrist is anyone who doesn't believe in Christ. The "anti" is basically being used the same way it's used when we say someone is "anti-war." So anyone who wants to accuse Richard Dawkins of being the Antichrist is actually entirely correct, and what's more, he'll agree with you.

And who would ever really want to meet an angel?
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
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#24
RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
(April 9, 2016 at 4:37 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: ad hominem attacks on cue...

Assholes should expect that.

Tell us more about your fucking fairy tales!
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#25
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The science alone makes it a bullshit story. Morally it is even worse. But also when you get to the end of the story with one family left, exactly how did they repopulate the planet without incest?
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#26
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How did Adam and Eve's offspring reproduce?
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(April 9, 2016 at 6:17 pm)Brian37 Wrote: But also when you get to the end of the story with one family left, exactly how did they repopulate the planet without incest?

Same way Cain did.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#28
RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
Do you think god was singing "I did it my way"?

As far as repopulating earth and based on the xtian understanding of DNA I'd say they were a  bunch of onion fuckers.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
(April 9, 2016 at 7:50 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Do you think god was singing "I did it my way"?

As far as repopulating earth and based on the xtian understanding of DNA I'd say they were a  bunch of onion fuckers.

Or to modern pop "Shake it Off".

Also is there traces of onion dna in my human dna? If so I'd like to send it back.

As for the Bible Vomit, most if not all of that is not verifiable. How can you trust it? For example two days ago the angel Gabriel spoke to me after parting the clouds when I was out in the woods working. He said "Ignore the bible for it is cray cray!" and left. Do you believe that? Cause you should, because r/thathappened.
"I'm thick." - Me
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RE: A lesson well learned from Noah.....
(April 9, 2016 at 6:18 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: How did Adam and Eve's offspring reproduce?
By ribs?
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