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I was good at Walmart today

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I was good at Walmart today
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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 15, 2016 at 9:16 pm
Thank god it wasn't the older (suspected JW) clerk.

Ooofda, I would have ruptured my spleen on that one.


(I actually like having the JW lady check me out, she is real careful with the groceries)
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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 24, 2016 at 7:43 pm
And that boys and girls is why some people shouldn't breed.
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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 24, 2016 at 11:03 pm
Ugh. People. If it doesn't slide in easily, you can always manually insert the digits.  Angel
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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 24, 2016 at 11:22 pm
I try to stay out of WalMart....unless they have races scheduled.

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RE: I was good at Walmart today
April 24, 2016 at 11:29 pm (This post was last modified: April 24, 2016 at 11:29 pm by Silver.)
At work the other day, this little kid was bumping his head against his mother's vagina area. I thought to myself that he was thinking, "Let me back in, let me back in".

My mind always goes to weird places.
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