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Why I Like Jews More

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Why I Like Jews More
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Why I Like Jews More
April 27, 2016 at 10:56 am
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RE: Why I Like Jews More
April 27, 2016 at 11:53 am
Jews are way more chill than Christians and Muslims. Sometimes I wish I were Jewish but then I realize that my mother is not Jewish which means I am not one of the chosen people and I wouldn't be a true Jew anyway.

Maybe I'm biased because half of my family (my father's side) is Jewish.
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RE: Why I Like Jews More
April 27, 2016 at 12:15 pm (This post was last modified: April 27, 2016 at 12:15 pm by Whateverist.)
And the gals are generally more assertive in an interesting way. At least that generalization used to be true. Boss babes are more prevalent now.
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RE: Why I Like Jews More
April 27, 2016 at 12:17 pm
To quote Woody Allen = "Jewish women don't believe in sex after marriage."
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RE: Why I Like Jews More
April 27, 2016 at 12:44 pm
(April 27, 2016 at 12:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: To quote Woody Allen = "Jewish women don't believe in sex after marriage."

I didn't know my wife was jewish!



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RE: Why I Like Jews More
April 27, 2016 at 1:19 pm (This post was last modified: April 27, 2016 at 1:19 pm by robvalue.)
They don't turn up at my door and hand me stupid leaflets either.
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RE: Why I Like Jews More
April 27, 2016 at 2:00 pm
(April 27, 2016 at 12:44 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(April 27, 2016 at 12:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: To quote Woody Allen = "Jewish women don't believe in sex after marriage."

I didn't know my wife was jewish!

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May 8, 2016 at 4:09 am
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RE: Why I Like Jews More
May 8, 2016 at 9:27 pm
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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RE: Why I Like Jews More
May 8, 2016 at 11:00 pm
Liking Jews more seems dumb to me. I like people based on individual merit
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