Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: April 26, 2024, 11:54 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
The Drunk Tank
#21
RE: The Drunk Tank
Speaking of marijuana, Kitty and I were at the weed store yesterday, there was a trio of septua- or octogenarians ahead of us scorin' some recreational herbs. I suppose golden agers can toke too. Tongue
Reply
#22
RE: The Drunk Tank
(May 10, 2016 at 10:57 pm)OCthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Speaking of marijuana, Kitty and I were at the weed store yesterday, there was a trio of septua- or octogenarians ahead of us scorin' some recreational herbs.  I suppose golden agers can toke too.  Tongue

Bold mine.

I hate you. Sad
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
Reply
#23
RE: The Drunk Tank
(May 10, 2016 at 10:58 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(May 10, 2016 at 10:57 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Speaking of marijuana, Kitty and I were at the weed store yesterday, there was a trio of septua- or octogenarians ahead of us scorin' some recreational herbs.  I suppose golden agers can toke too.  Tongue

Bold mine.

I hate you. Sad

There's one five blocks from my house. Big Grin
Reply
#24
RE: The Drunk Tank
(May 10, 2016 at 11:03 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 10, 2016 at 10:58 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Bold mine.

I hate you. Sad

There's one five blocks from my house.  Big Grin

Ugh. I have the border five blocks from my house. Strippers! Nah. You still win. Sad
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
Reply
#25
RE: The Drunk Tank
(May 10, 2016 at 10:57 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I suppose golden agers can toke too.  Tongue

"Granny do you get high? YES I DO!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4iCaDCX3jY
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

Reply
#26
RE: The Drunk Tank
I had a bottle of Stone Saison, does that count?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
Reply
#27
RE: The Drunk Tank
(May 10, 2016 at 10:57 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Speaking of marijuana, Kitty and I were at the weed store yesterday, there was a trio of septua- or octogenarians ahead of us scorin' some recreational herbs.  I suppose golden agers can toke too.  Tongue

My best friend's seventy-five year old mom was in town a few weeks ago, and my sister and I kidnapped her, took her to lunch, the outlet mall, and then taught her how to smoke a bowl. It was adorable.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
Reply
#28
RE: The Drunk Tank
(May 10, 2016 at 11:12 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I had a bottle of Stone Saison, does that count?

One? At 6%?

No.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
Reply
#29
The Drunk Tank
LOL yeah, nope!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
Reply
#30
RE: The Drunk Tank
Okay. I'll leave, then.

*SC pouts and looks back from the doorway with a puppy dog face...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun brewer 30 5260 November 6, 2018 at 5:13 pm
Last Post: Minimalist
  What type of drunk are you? ErGingerbreadMandude 31 4077 January 9, 2018 at 12:00 am
Last Post: Fireball
  Either texting and driving or drunk driving........ Brian37 0 394 October 8, 2017 at 7:18 pm
Last Post: Brian37
  Random Insight When Drunk #1 Edwardo Piet 41 3878 September 25, 2016 at 2:25 pm
Last Post: Alex K
  The 'Random Lyrics When Drunk And In A Good Mood' thread. Edwardo Piet 5 1684 August 22, 2016 at 7:58 am
Last Post: Brian37
  Who wants to get drunk with me? Cyberman 16 2329 July 10, 2016 at 9:06 pm
Last Post: Athene
  Worst drunk messages you've ever sent Napoléon 40 4996 January 13, 2016 at 7:52 pm
Last Post: Catholic_Lady
  The "I'm getting drunk now, folks... but I'm still posting." thread. Edwardo Piet 18 2259 December 24, 2015 at 6:21 pm
Last Post: Edwardo Piet
  As a question to drunk dyre dyresand 15 2326 November 17, 2015 at 11:05 pm
Last Post: dyresand
  What do you say to say to a Drunk interested? Goosebump 39 6551 August 21, 2014 at 11:03 am
Last Post: ShaMan



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)