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I am Jesus
RE: I am Jesus
(May 13, 2016 at 4:13 am)Love333 Wrote: I will not be responding for a few days. I will be in the wilderness meditating. Remember to let love rule. Smile

Mmm-kay. Watch out for bears. If they part-take of your flesh, they'll be saved and then there are going to be bears in heaven. Stealing picnic baskets and sh*tting in woods...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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(May 11, 2016 at 6:40 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: So how many Jesus's have there been?

According to Kersey Graves, 16

But we're still counting.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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Question:

After god let all these terrible things happen to people and forsook you in your darkest hour, do you still serve him?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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Yes, I will server him.

A subpoena!
The courts will crucify his character!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(May 13, 2016 at 9:24 am)ignoramus Wrote: Yes, I will server him.

A subpoena!
The courts will crucify his character!
And it will be a summary judgment. All the evidence is in. No jury is needed.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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(May 13, 2016 at 3:59 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Boys and girls. . .

Don't do drugs.

You could end up like this guy.

Bong
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RE: I am Jesus
(May 13, 2016 at 4:13 am)Love333 Wrote: I will not be responding for a few days. I will be in the wilderness meditating. Remember to let love rule. Smile

#nobodycares
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RE: I am Jesus
(May 13, 2016 at 4:13 am)Love333 Wrote: I will not be responding for a few days. I will be in the wilderness meditating. Remember to let love rule. Smile

What are you doing weekend jail time for?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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I don't recall Jesus being given to platitudes and incoherent rambling. You are a fake. No "come together" can fix that malfunction.
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(May 13, 2016 at 4:13 am)Love333 Wrote: I will not be responding for a few days. I will be in the wilderness meditating. Remember to let love rule. Smile

Will you have a substitute Jesus standing in for you while you're gone?
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