What if you lived in a world...full of evil plotting Legos

[Losty]

I got this message from Hammy because he's been playing this what if game.



Our following conversation went like this:

H- So silly lol

L- Lmao

H-I'm gonna say no... LOL

L- Me too

H- Lmao

L- 50 extra years of being a miserable old fart

H- LOL

L- Doesn't sound fun

H- Lmao

L- Hehe

H- I would vote yes really because I guess healthy includes mentally healthy and non-miserable

Ugh it's so hard. Stepping on a Lego brick at least twice a day? That shit hurts.

Lol

L- You can be mentally healthy and miserable

H- Nah, vote no that would hurt my feets too much.
Lol
I guess.
Not miserable like depression then
Just a crappy boring life for 50 years

L- But I don't think it's actually possible to be mentally healthy and step on a Lego twice a day for 50 years
Knowing it's going to happen

H- LMAO

L- But not knowing when
You'd eventually become paranoid and psychotic
You'd lose your grasp on reality

H- After 10 years maybe you'd get used to it lol
Lego Brick Induced Neurosis Disorder
Lol

L- You'd find me holed up in a closet one day, laughing manically, drenched in blood. Screeching "my stumps!! Look at these fucking stumps!!" Terrifying maniacal laughter "fuck you Legos, my fucking stumps" the most horrific laughter you've ever seen/heard "my stumps my stumps my anti Lego stumps" laughter subsiding into tears of relief and and horror

H- Yeahhhhh
Lmfao

L- That got a little morbid

H- Omg
You should write horror comedies

What do you think? Is it possible to step on a surprise Lego twice a day and maintain your sanity? If not, how long do you think it'd take for you to find yourself holed up in a closet chopping your feets off.

[Edwardo Piet]

About two weeks for me. So 28 Lego ouchies. A biweekly Lego manic-panic loss of sanity explosion in the mouth 4000

[Edwardo Piet]

By the end of the first week I would already be randomly licking doors and calling them Bernard.

[Losty]

Lmao why?

[SteelCurtain]

I'd just wear shoes all the time.

[Losty]

I'd just wear shoes all the time.

In the shower?

[SteelCurtain]

Shower shoes

[Esquilax]

Replace "legos" with "beads" and you basically are describing my life already. Luckie makes lovely jewellery, but she's absolutely terrible at storing her supplies safely: I stepped on literally an entire baggie of light blue, hard edged beads just the other night. I find them in bed every second day or so.

[Losty]

Sounds like there's a cute little bunny in need of a spanking

[Losty]

Shower shoes

Then when you took your shoes off to get the shower shoes on your foot would slip and land on a Lego. You can't cheat the universe