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#11
RE: Fuck Praying
June 10, 2016 at 1:06 pm
Masturbating is awesome. Your chance of a happy ending is 95% more than with prayer alone.
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#12
RE: Fuck Praying
June 10, 2016 at 1:08 pm
And you don't have to talk to yourself afterwards.........................
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#13
RE: Fuck Praying
June 10, 2016 at 1:21 pm
Plus using both hands is optional.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#14
RE: Fuck Praying
June 10, 2016 at 1:22 pm
Or even no hands if you have the right tools. And masturbating with two or more people is way better than praying with 2 or more people. Way way better.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#15
RE: Fuck Praying
June 10, 2016 at 1:30 pm
I've never tried praying but...

I will take your word for it Tongue
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#16
RE: Fuck Praying
June 10, 2016 at 1:35 pm
My rod and my staff, they comfort me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#17
RE: Fuck Praying
June 10, 2016 at 1:51 pm
(June 10, 2016 at 1:22 pm)Losty Wrote: Or even no hands if you have the right tools. And masturbating with two or more people is way better than praying with 2 or more people. Way way better.

Which - oddly - reminds me.  Where the fuck is Vorlon lately?
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#18
RE: Fuck Praying
June 10, 2016 at 2:02 pm
Yes, where is Vorlie?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#19
RE: Fuck Praying
June 10, 2016 at 2:17 pm
Yeah, I miss him Sad

I want him to tell me about pray fucking.
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#20
RE: Fuck Praying
June 10, 2016 at 2:18 pm
He probably already knows the most disgusting ways to do it Big Grin
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