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Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
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I would like to see Ken Ham and Sarah Palin dress up as Mr and Mrs Noah. Launch that ark into the nearby Ohio River. Float down to the Mississippi River and on to the Gulf of Mexico. Hang a sharp left. Proceed to the Bermuda Triangle and get abducted by aliens.
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If only their ark was a boat, and not a pillar supported concrete footed amusement park attraction. They dug a fake lake -in front- of the fucking thing for chrissakes. They're not even trying...they could have at least submerged the foundations.
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 (June 24, 2016 at 6:33 am)Rhythm Wrote: If only their ark was a boat, and not a pillar supported concrete footed amusement park attraction. They dug a fake lake -in front- of the fucking thing for chrissakes. They're not even trying...they could have at least submerged the foundations. Even Ham isn't stupid enough to believe that the Ark, as specified, would float, leave alone sail storm tossed seas. If he did have faith then I would note that the Ohio River is 1.6 miles from the Creation Museum, so he could sail it down to the Gulf without too much trouble. (Have to knock down a few bridges, but what the hell, it's God's Work!)
It would be hilarious if got destroyed by termites.
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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
June 24, 2016 at 7:10 am
(This post was last modified: June 24, 2016 at 7:10 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(June 24, 2016 at 7:00 am)chimp3 Wrote: It would be hilarious if got destroyed by termites. Termites don't eat steel and concrete. If they suddenly began to, in the vicinity of the ark encounter...I might be inclined to take that as a sign from an existent god that he was fed up with all the bullshit about really big boats. As if he'd need them.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXOO7QVHgXs
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(June 24, 2016 at 7:10 am)Rhythm Wrote:(June 24, 2016 at 7:00 am)chimp3 Wrote: It would be hilarious if got destroyed by termites. Okay, two NANOBOTS. Apologize to anyone who was traumatized by the reference to "The Day The Earth Stood Still." ![[Image: 2008_destruction_021.jpg]](https://1951versus2008.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/2008_destruction_021.jpg)
Didn't this whole travesty get a recent setback because a big flood came through and fucked it up? I swear, if there is a god, its sole pastime must be making people who try to appease it look stupid.
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