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Curious about sneezing lol
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RE: Curious about sneezing lol
June 22, 2016 at 9:12 pm (This post was last modified: June 22, 2016 at 9:15 pm by account_inactive.)
I don't say bless you and refuse to. If someone I know very well sneezes in my company, I'll joke about them spreading germs. Sneeze away I have an extremely strong immune system  Angel

I tend to swear during sneezing fits.
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RE: Curious about sneezing lol
June 22, 2016 at 11:14 pm
I just say: Ah Choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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RE: Curious about sneezing lol
June 22, 2016 at 11:18 pm
(June 22, 2016 at 11:14 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I just say: Ah Choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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RE: Curious about sneezing lol
June 23, 2016 at 12:04 am
Trains don't make that noise anymore!

They make this noise instead:


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RE: Curious about sneezing lol
June 23, 2016 at 12:08 am
(June 22, 2016 at 4:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If I get a sneezing fit I usually end up swearing after each one.

When I sneeze at home the cats freak out and run, so I've started doing the same when they sneeze.

This. I have allergy attacks and, no shit, I'll sneeze 15 or more times in a row. After the fourth one I start yelling and cussing.
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RE: Curious about sneezing lol
June 23, 2016 at 2:42 am
(June 22, 2016 at 4:35 pm)Expired Wrote: Has anyone ever sneezed and farted at the same time? just curious.

What I want to know is, who here has sharted (besides Min, whose age makes that a fact of life)?

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RE: Curious about sneezing lol
June 23, 2016 at 2:45 am
(June 22, 2016 at 7:11 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Sometimes at home I fart when I sneeze. It's pretty safe because the wife cannot hear the farting over the sneeze.

(Except sometimes the fart goes on for 5 seconds after I've stopped sneezing) I Iove it!  Hehe

I sometimes wonder if I don't have a digital delay set up in my fart's signal-chain.

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RE: Curious about sneezing lol
June 23, 2016 at 10:56 am
(June 22, 2016 at 8:28 pm)robvalue Wrote: Wow, he should have designed us better than that. All it takes is a sneeze and we have to be on each other for damage control? What if you sneeze on your own Thinking

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RE: Curious about sneezing lol
June 23, 2016 at 9:30 pm
People don't sneeze when they are sleeping.
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RE: Curious about sneezing lol
June 23, 2016 at 9:59 pm
People don't sleep when they are sneezing.
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