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Man Nips Referendum

Poll: What say you? Should man nips be prohibited or mandatory?
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Absolutely no man nips ever
32.43%
 12 32.43%
All mans are required to post nips
67.57%
 25 67.57%
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Man Nips Referendum
Edwardo Piet Away
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#21
RE: Man Nips Referendum
June 27, 2016 at 12:20 am
Goddamn Nipigrants! Goshdarnit! You Nipigrants are all the same! Mips for life.
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#22
RE: Man Nips Referendum
June 27, 2016 at 12:21 am
The moment women want to see man nips as much as men want to see women nips, we can start charging them. The question is are women as dumb as men?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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Edwardo Piet Away
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#23
RE: Man Nips Referendum
June 27, 2016 at 12:22 am
Both sexes are idiotic because THIS IS PLANET EARTH.
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#24
RE: Man Nips Referendum
June 27, 2016 at 12:22 am
Can I be a page 3 bloke?
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RE: Man Nips Referendum
June 27, 2016 at 12:25 am
Here's the thing Exian, I love nips a lot. All nips. Since women cannot legally post nips, men should be required to post theirs. That way there's still plenty of nips to go around. This about sacrifice for the greater good of the forums. Imagine if men didn't post nips at all...the entire forum would be devoid of nips. I wouldn't want to live on a nipless forum.
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RE: Man Nips Referendum
June 27, 2016 at 12:26 am
I voted "no nips" ... I have the chest of an adolescent boy and don't want to die of shame.

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RE: Man Nips Referendum
June 27, 2016 at 12:27 am
(June 27, 2016 at 12:26 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I voted "no nips" ... I have the chest of an adolescent boy and don't want to die of shame.

Excellent.

We're leading a break away sect.

Cool

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RE: Man Nips Referendum
June 27, 2016 at 12:27 am
(June 27, 2016 at 12:26 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I voted "no nips" ... I have the chest of an adolescent boy and don't want to die of shame.

There's no shame in nipping, Thump. Nips are natural and wonderful.
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RE: Man Nips Referendum
June 27, 2016 at 12:29 am
(June 27, 2016 at 12:27 am)Losty Wrote:
(June 27, 2016 at 12:26 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I voted "no nips" ... I have the chest of an adolescent boy and don't want to die of shame.

There's no shame in nipping, Thump. Nips are natural and wonderful.

Are you sure they're natural?

Perhaps God gave men nipples for a reason and they're not so evolutionarily pointless...

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RE: Man Nips Referendum
June 27, 2016 at 12:30 am
(June 27, 2016 at 12:29 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Perhaps God gave men nipples for a reason and they're not so evolutionarily pointless...

Yeah. For practice.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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