biblical diabetes cure

[Wyrd of Gawd]

christians, throw off the shackles of Big Pharma. Get rid of your insulin and OAD's and follow daniel and god. It's been there all along. Look at all the medicals that support it. This is biblical and therefore has to be absolute truth. Cleanse and detox in gods name. Daniels Diabetic Miracle as found on page 1117 in the KJV.

http://research.lfb.org/research/html/nh...RCNC&ver=1

http://www.danielsdiet.com/daniels_diet.htm

 You're kidding right, don't you know that the verses for different printings of the KJ Bible will be found on different pages, if not then we all can throw logic out the window on this one.

GC

So in your KJV what book and chapter is on page 1117?

[Minimalist]

Torn out for toilet paper.

[KevinM1]

Pseudoscience nutritional advice combined with the bible. Twice the idiocy in every sentence. Somewhere Dr. Oz is smiling.

[RetiredArmy]

Are we maybe missing the point? Could these just be spineless atheists? We could make a fortune!

[brewer]

christians, throw off the shackles of Big Pharma. Get rid of your insulin and OAD's and follow daniel and god. It's been there all along. Look at all the medicals that support it. This is biblical and therefore has to be absolute truth. Cleanse and detox in gods name. Daniels Diabetic Miracle as found on page 1117 in the KJV.

http://research.lfb.org/research/html/nh...RCNC&ver=1

http://www.danielsdiet.com/daniels_diet.htm

 You're kidding right, don't you know that the verses for different printings of the KJ Bible will be found on different pages, if not then we all can throw logic out the window on this one.

GC

Why would I be kidding? No I don't know, why would I? That's what is being provided. An additional google search says it's daniel 1:8-16.

Fine. It is found in the book of daniel. There, they say it's in the bible. Are they lying?

[KevinM1]

I'm guessing this miracle diet is:

More vegetables and fruit
Reduced meat (especially red meat) consumption
Reduced dairy (aside from eggs) consumption
Better portion control overall
Increased exercise

Of course, most people know that if you have Type 2 Diabetes, you may be able to reverse the symptoms by engaging in such healthy lifestyle changes (http://www.webmd.com/diabetes/type-2-dia...2-diabetes). But, even then, there's no guarantee it'll work, it requires constant discipline, it may not stay reversed even with that constant discipline, and it's not actually a cure, just symptom mitigation.

But, that's not as awesome and magical as literal bible-based snake oil.

And, of course, for people like me with late onset Type 1 (thanks, genetics), we're kinda fucked.

[Athene]

Er...Brewer.
According to Wildfred Brimley, the ailment in question is actually called Diabeetus.

Carry on, friend.

[Rev. Rye]

christians, throw off the shackles of Big Pharma. Get rid of your insulin and OAD's and follow daniel and god. It's been there all along. Look at all the medicals that support it. This is biblical and therefore has to be absolute truth. Cleanse and detox in gods name. Daniels Diabetic Miracle as found on page 1117 in the KJV.

http://research.lfb.org/research/html/nh...RCNC&ver=1

http://www.danielsdiet.com/daniels_diet.htm

Page 1117 is the book of Jeremiah in the NKJV bible.  Does anyone have a KJV?  If so, what book and chapter is on page 1117?

There are almost certainly hundreds of publishers of the King James Bible in the world today and thousands of editions, and a lot of them are likely to have wildly varying paginations and font sizes, rendering citing the Bible by fucking PAGE NUMBER to be useless.

Case in point, as a former Christian and current pack rat, I have several old Bibles lying around the house, and here are the results I've got:

• Confirmation Bible (KJV, Thomas Nelson): Only has 636 pages.
  
• Grade School Bible (NIV): Jonah 1:1-2:3
  
• High School Bible (ASV): Joel 4:9-21
  
• Gideon Bible (KNJV): 1 Corinthians 3:10-4:15
  
• Mum's Living Bible: Mark 12:35-13:11
  
• Mum's Bible (KJV, Zondervan): Accounting for the break in pagination between the Old and New Testament, Page 1117 has: questions 20-9 in an FAQ, largely focusing on early publications of the Bible in the 16th century.
  I also have an old Bible (KJV) that's apparently something I got for my Baptism, but I can't find it at the moment. Maybe if I find it, I'll find a different set of verses.

While I didn't read too closely these verses, it's safe to assume that none of these contain secret cures for Diabetes.

[Minimalist]

Apparently its about fasting and praying.  You know, useless shit.

[Rev. Rye]

Apparently its about fasting and praying.  You know, useless shit.

The latter of which is useless and the former of which is really fucking dangerous for people with diabetes.