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I have a new job!
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RE: I have a new job!
July 6, 2016 at 9:13 pm
Congratulations!Big Grin
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RE: I have a new job!
July 6, 2016 at 9:18 pm
That's fantastic, well done!

I hope it all goes well Smile
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RE: I have a new job!
July 6, 2016 at 9:20 pm (This post was last modified: July 6, 2016 at 9:21 pm by The Valkyrie.)
And remember, you can't kill new employers...


...immediately.

Give it a few weeks.


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RE: I have a new job!
July 6, 2016 at 9:39 pm
"2.5 hp post hole digger that jesus used in the garden of gethsemane. Operating instructions." (link)

"Pneumatic nail gun preferred by 3 out of 4 Romans. Specifications" (link)

"Noah would have used Flex Seal. Applications" (link)
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RE: I have a new job!
July 6, 2016 at 10:17 pm
They nailed Jesus with a nail gun?

Where's the fun in that?
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RE: I have a new job!
July 6, 2016 at 10:32 pm
(July 6, 2016 at 9:01 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: As the person in charge of the online presence what will your policy be about surfing the net while on duty?  But congratulations and well done.

I haven't asked yet, Whateverist.  I think I'll settle in and ask such questions after I have read the employee handbook and rules.  It's nice to actually be hired by a company that has rules and procedures in place. Nice to know that my livelihood will not be put in jeopardy by people who can't work with a "non-believer".
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RE: I have a new job!
July 6, 2016 at 10:33 pm
(July 6, 2016 at 9:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: And remember, you can't kill new employers...


...immediately.

Give it a few weeks.


Found that one out the hard way!

LOL, Valkyrie!  I think I need 'em alive, at least for a while.  When that changes, I'll be asking you for modus operandi suggestions.
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RE: I have a new job!
July 6, 2016 at 10:35 pm
(July 6, 2016 at 9:39 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: "2.5 hp post hole digger that jesus used in the garden of gethsemane. Operating instructions." (link)

"Pneumatic nail gun preferred by 3 out of 4 Romans. Specifications" (link)

"Noah would have used  Flex Seal. Applications" (link)

Noah would have used Flex Seal . . . 

ROFLOL

oh please, mh, don't tempt me.  I need this job!     Big Grin
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#19
RE: I have a new job!
July 6, 2016 at 11:05 pm
Congrats on the new job!
You've always struck me as very industrious; I'm not surprised that things worked out for you, relatively quickly.

Have you thought about what you'd like to buy me with your first paycheck? Tongue
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RE: I have a new job!
July 6, 2016 at 11:37 pm
(July 6, 2016 at 11:05 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Congrats on the new job!
You've always struck me as very industrious; I'm not surprised that things worked out for you, relatively quickly.

Have you thought about what you'd like to buy me with your first paycheck? Tongue

Thanks Thena!!!

What would I like to buy AF folks?  Hmm.  Well, for some, it would be a spaghetti strainer to wear as a hat, and a nice new phone for selfies, to appease the FSM.  Others might like a nice grill . . . babies, you know. Some might like a better webcam, for posting videos to YouTube.  Better computers, for battling theists and posting interesting content?  What does everybody need?  (This might actually make for a fun thread all by itself.)

??

I think I might need a bigger paycheck . . .
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