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"Ark Encounter" Officially Open!

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"Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 9:35 pm
(July 6, 2016 at 9:29 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I think it would make a marvelous soft target.


Edit: Sorry, knee jerk reaction of a sick mind.

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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 9:36 pm
They do not know what the word means.
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#13
RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 9:37 pm
They now need to use an incendiary device.
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 9:41 pm
Also, apparently they're not even done building? They're going to build a preflood village and a Tower of Babel?

Also, even more irony, the Tower of Babel will be a monument against "hate and discrimination."
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 9:42 pm (This post was last modified: July 6, 2016 at 9:43 pm by Cyberman.)
(July 6, 2016 at 9:34 pm)Spooky Wrote: Soo...I've been cruising their Facebook page...

THEY USED FUCKING 3D PRINTERS!

Do they even realize how ironic that is?  Clap

Ah, but there's nothing in the magic book to say that Noah didn't use 3D printers; therefore he could have used them; therefore that proves that he did use them. #CheckmateHaHaHa
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 9:43 pm
Wouldn't it be great if a tornado came rolling through and leveled the fucking thing?


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#17
RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 9:44 pm
A flash flood would be better.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 10:32 pm (This post was last modified: July 6, 2016 at 10:32 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(July 6, 2016 at 9:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Wouldn't it be great if a tornado came rolling through and leveled the fucking thing?


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the irony is a cat 5 tornado on the ground is called "finger of God"
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#19
RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 10:34 pm
(July 6, 2016 at 10:32 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(July 6, 2016 at 9:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Wouldn't it be great if a tornado came rolling through and leveled the fucking thing?


[Image: tornado.gif]

the irony is a cat 5 tornado on the ground is called "finger of God"


Ham Gets Fingered By God!

I can see that being a headline at Patheos...

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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 10:37 pm
(July 6, 2016 at 10:32 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(July 6, 2016 at 9:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Wouldn't it be great if a tornado came rolling through and leveled the fucking thing?


[Image: tornado.gif]

the irony is a cat 5 tornado on the ground is called "finger of God"

Middle finger?
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