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My Plan To Re-open The US Government
January 23, 2019 at 5:33 pm
As I understand it, Trump wants $5.7 billion to fund part of his Wall. The Democrats, however, are insisting that the Government must be re-opened, and border security negotiated at a later time.
At this point, Trump has to realize - on some level - that the Wall is primarily a vanity project, more of a monument to himself than a legitimate means of addressing border issues.
Here's the plan: The Democrats still don't fund the Wall, but agree to use the $5.7 billion for other security measures. To get Trump to go along, they allocate another $5.7 billion to build a gigantic, gold-plated statue of Trump in the middle of New York City. They promise to make it at least 20% taller than any statue in existence, and guarantee 100% of the concession proceeds to Trump personally.
Presented with this offer (given Trump's greed and narcissism), he'll forget all about the stupid fucking Wall and re-open the government in half a minute.
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RE: My Plan To Re-open The US Government
January 23, 2019 at 5:46 pm
-and then we can stiff him, like a common trump. 
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RE: My Plan To Re-open The US Government
January 23, 2019 at 5:49 pm
(January 23, 2019 at 5:46 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: -and then we can stiff him, like a common trump.
Yeah, but we shouldn't say that out loud.
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RE: My Plan To Re-open The US Government
January 23, 2019 at 5:50 pm
(January 23, 2019 at 5:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As I understand it, Trump wants $5.7 billion to fund part of his Wall. The Democrats, however, are insisting that the Government must be re-opened, and border security negotiated at a later time.
At this point, Trump has to realize - on some level - that the Wall is primarily a vanity project, more of a monument to himself than a legitimate means of addressing border issues.
Here's the plan: The Democrats still don't fund the Wall, but agree to use the $5.7 billion for other security measures. To get Trump to go along, they allocate another $5.7 billion to build a gigantic, gold-plated statue of Trump in the middle of New York City. They promise to make it at least 20% taller than any statue in existence, and guarantee 100% of the concession proceeds to Trump personally.
Presented with this offer (given Trump's greed and narcissism), he'll forget all about the stupid fucking Wall and re-open the government in half a minute.
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RE: My Plan To Re-open The US Government
January 23, 2019 at 5:52 pm
(January 23, 2019 at 5:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (January 23, 2019 at 5:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As I understand it, Trump wants $5.7 billion to fund part of his Wall. The Democrats, however, are insisting that the Government must be re-opened, and border security negotiated at a later time.
At this point, Trump has to realize - on some level - that the Wall is primarily a vanity project, more of a monument to himself than a legitimate means of addressing border issues.
Here's the plan: The Democrats still don't fund the Wall, but agree to use the $5.7 billion for other security measures. To get Trump to go along, they allocate another $5.7 billion to build a gigantic, gold-plated statue of Trump in the middle of New York City. They promise to make it at least 20% taller than any statue in existence, and guarantee 100% of the concession proceeds to Trump personally.
Presented with this offer (given Trump's greed and narcissism), he'll forget all about the stupid fucking Wall and re-open the government in half a minute.
Boru
My suggestion was to arrest the entire corrupt government, deport them to Mexico, and install me as benevolent dictator.
'Benevolent'? C'mon. I was born at night, but it wasn't last night.
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RE: My Plan To Re-open The US Government
January 23, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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The death toll would be no more than 3 billion*.
Honest!
*Initially.
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RE: My Plan To Re-open The US Government
January 23, 2019 at 5:57 pm
Okay. Semi-benevolent, then.
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RE: My Plan To Re-open The US Government
January 23, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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(January 23, 2019 at 5:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The death toll would be no more than 3 billion*.
Honest!
*Initially.
So long as the 3 billion consist of killing all the republicans over and over again, it can be three trillion for I care.
(January 23, 2019 at 5:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As I understand it, Trump wants $5.7 billion to fund part of his Wall. The Democrats, however, are insisting that the Government must be re-opened, and border security negotiated at a later time.
At this point, Trump has to realize - on some level - that the Wall is primarily a vanity project, more of a monument to himself than a legitimate means of addressing border issues.
Here's the plan: The Democrats still don't fund the Wall, but agree to use the $5.7 billion for other security measures. To get Trump to go along, they allocate another $5.7 billion to build a gigantic, gold-plated statue of Trump in the middle of New York City. They promise to make it at least 20% taller than any statue in existence, and guarantee 100% of the concession proceeds to Trump personally.
Presented with this offer (given Trump's greed and narcissism), he'll forget all about the stupid fucking Wall and re-open the government in half a minute.
Boru
How about the Democrats offer to build wall of platinum completely around trump, making it as tall as would be required to cost $5 billion using pentagon style procurement efficiency?
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RE: My Plan To Re-open The US Government
January 23, 2019 at 10:59 pm
(January 23, 2019 at 6:34 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (January 23, 2019 at 5:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The death toll would be no more than 3 billion*.
Honest!
*Initially.
So long as the 3 billion consist of killing all the republicans over and over again, it can be three trillion for I care.
(January 23, 2019 at 5:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As I understand it, Trump wants $5.7 billion to fund part of his Wall. The Democrats, however, are insisting that the Government must be re-opened, and border security negotiated at a later time.
At this point, Trump has to realize - on some level - that the Wall is primarily a vanity project, more of a monument to himself than a legitimate means of addressing border issues.
Here's the plan: The Democrats still don't fund the Wall, but agree to use the $5.7 billion for other security measures. To get Trump to go along, they allocate another $5.7 billion to build a gigantic, gold-plated statue of Trump in the middle of New York City. They promise to make it at least 20% taller than any statue in existence, and guarantee 100% of the concession proceeds to Trump personally.
Presented with this offer (given Trump's greed and narcissism), he'll forget all about the stupid fucking Wall and re-open the government in half a minute.
Boru
How about the Democrats offer to build wall of platinum completely around trump, making it as tall as would be required to cost $5 billion using pentagon style procurement efficiency?
Nah, it's got to be something he'll accept. There's no self-aggrandizement to be had if he's walled off.
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RE: My Plan To Re-open The US Government
January 24, 2019 at 2:04 am
Four words: Experimental hand-enlargement surgery.
He'll go for it immeadiately.
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