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RE: BREAKING NEWS!
July 11, 2016 at 1:20 pm
(July 11, 2016 at 1:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: with or without water balloons, we can still eat tots, right ?

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a water balloon is a good guy with a water balloon. You have an unhealthy fear of water balloons.
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#12
RE: BREAKING NEWS!
July 11, 2016 at 1:21 pm
just got the munchies for some thigh meat . .
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July 11, 2016 at 1:22 pm
Fuck, what we need is high capacity water balloon launchers.
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July 11, 2016 at 1:31 pm
how about vans like the ice cream guys have with smorgasbord type baby meat selections ?
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July 11, 2016 at 1:40 pm
(July 11, 2016 at 1:31 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: how about vans like the ice cream guys have with smorgasbord type baby meat selections ?

Sure, and we can have a robot launch out of it and throw water balloons at anyone who threatens the ice cream truck.
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#16
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July 11, 2016 at 1:46 pm
(July 11, 2016 at 1:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: with or without water balloons, we can still eat tots, right ?

That depends.

Do you mean this -




Or this -




You can eat either, but the latter will make you fat.
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#17
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July 11, 2016 at 1:57 pm
(July 11, 2016 at 1:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Fuck, what we need is high capacity water balloon launchers.

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#18
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July 11, 2016 at 2:16 pm
Hey, can we make muskets that can shoot water balloons at the same capacity as an Ar-15?
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