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King James is the real Bible.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 10:31 am
He may have made a sock.... I can't think of a more fitting way to get oneself banned from here.
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July 19, 2016 at 11:09 am
King James Bible was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me !!
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#43
RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 11:26 am
(July 19, 2016 at 5:31 am)KJV-reader Wrote: Hi.
The King James version of the Bible really is the only true word of God.
This has been proven over and over again.
I've never read anything that can disprove the KJV isn't real. Having read other Bibles you can see they do not compare as the KJV actually comes from the scriptures and tells you the real words of God and unlike other Bibles the words were translated correctly and not changed to fit other religions dogma.

I will pray for you all.

Fuck you, fuck your god, fuck jesus, and most of all fuck your piece of shit worst translation ever fucking bible.

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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 11:31 am
going serious for a minute:

King James was a homo. There is no way God ordained him to produce the penultimate bible.

If anything, the KJV advances the homosexual agenda.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 1:24 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 5:31 am)KJV-reader Wrote: Hi.
The King James version of the Bible really is the only true word of God.
This has been proven over and over again.
I've never read anything that can disprove the KJV isn't real. Having read other Bibles you can see they do not compare as the KJV actually comes from the scriptures and tells you the real words of God and unlike other Bibles the words were translated correctly and not changed to fit other religions dogma.

I will pray for you all.

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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 1:28 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 5:31 am)KJV-reader Wrote: I will pray for you all.

And we will prey on you.
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July 19, 2016 at 1:29 pm
http://www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/...the-bible/

Quote:King James wanted to discredit the Geneva Bible.  He did not like the notes it contained that questioned the idea that kings were divinely sanctioned by God.  He believed that kings should be respected and obeyed unconditionally.  The notes contained in the Geneva Bible concluded that tyrannical kings should not be obeyed, but possibly overthrown.  In hopes of ridding the world of the Geneva Bible, King James authorized a new translation of the Bible.  This is why the King James Version of the Bible is also known as The Authorized Version.


This must be where jesus freak assholes think that the US Constitution comes from..... a desire to sanctify the divine right of kings.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 1:57 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 11:26 am)Minimalist Wrote: Fuck you, fuck your god, fuck jesus, and most of all fuck your piece of shit worst translation ever fucking bible.

Asswipe.

Tell us how you really feel.
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July 19, 2016 at 2:05 pm
Big Grin 


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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 7:15 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 5:31 am)KJV-reader Wrote: I will pray for you all.

Fine. You do that and I'll write a letter to Santa for you.
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