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King James is the real Bible.

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King James is the real Bible.
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#91
RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 20, 2016 at 6:52 pm
The writers of the "Conservative" bible also claim that theirs is the only accurate version.

Can you people have a civil war to get your religion back on track?

Just leave the rest of us out of it.

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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 20, 2016 at 7:52 pm (This post was last modified: July 20, 2016 at 8:13 pm by Minimalist.)
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 20, 2016 at 8:27 pm
Perhaps he should read a book.
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#94
RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 20, 2016 at 8:33 pm
Lol I don't see that happening
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#95
RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 20, 2016 at 8:39 pm
(July 20, 2016 at 8:27 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Perhaps he should read a book.

I think his problem is that he needs to read a different book.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 20, 2016 at 9:21 pm
(July 20, 2016 at 8:27 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Perhaps he should read a book.

I'm pretty sure he's read one.  I would encourage him to read two books.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 20, 2016 at 10:08 pm
I'm highly dubious he's even read that magic book, at least more than his favourite fap fodder bits.
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#98
RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 20, 2016 at 10:17 pm
(July 20, 2016 at 10:14 am)KJV-reader Wrote: Now come up with a site that refutes this on.

This is not how it works. You're the one claiming that, not only is the buy-bull true, but the KJV is the best, truest version. It's up to you to prove it. It's called the burden of proof. It belongs to him that is making the positive claim. We allow no shifting of the burden here.

Evidence for your claim or STFU!
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 20, 2016 at 10:52 pm
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 20, 2016 at 11:49 pm
(July 20, 2016 at 10:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm highly dubious he's even read that magic book, at least more than his favourite fap fodder bits.

I can honestly say that I've read the entire Bible from cover-to-cover-- even the Behoozeebee begat Hebeezeboo parts.  It's honestly a pretty interesting book when taken as a sampling of ancient ideas and interests.  There's much wisdom and good counsel in the Bible, and a lot of truly great fantasy.  LSD + Revelations = Wow! Big Grin
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