Biblical Date Rape

[Ravenshire]

So what you're saying is that a man named Jesus (who did in fact exist)

So, you've got evidence that the Jesus described in the buy-bull (son of gawd, able to work miracles, etc...) actually existed?!? I would fucking love to see it.

Please don't bother with allegory, testimonials, the buy-bull, etc... Give me real, testable, verifiable and repeatable evidence.

[Losty]

*edit mine*
You seem to have done exactly that...

No one here has "turned gawd down," Huggies. We'd have to believe it exists first.

The edit renders the quote irrelevant. Who would turn down an all knowing all powerful God who was horny? No one knows how to fuck you better than God.

[Foxaèr]

It was less date rape and more akin to her being a liar because she knew what would happen if she informed her family that she was a pregnant ho. So she concocted a story about being pregnant by a divine being, not a far stretch from the times of Greek Mythology where gods would regularly seduce and impregnate mortal women.

[Losty]

Getting pregnant out of wedlock doesn't make her a ho

[Foxaèr]

Getting pregnant out of wedlock doesn't make her a ho

Not today.

[Edwardo Piet]

I like hoes.

[vorlon13]

horn dogs are fun too

[Edwardo Piet]

What about horn turtles?

[downbeatplumb]

The scriptures were written after the fact, Huggy. God was perfectly capable of forgiving a debt without having his son killed for it.

So what you're saying is that a man named Jesus (who did in fact exist), who was prophesied to be hung on a tree and not a bone of his would be broken but he would be pierced through (keep in mind that that the Romans broke crucifixees legs for maximum suffering, yet they didn't brake Jesus legs, were the Roman in on this whole prophecy thing also?)

Has some new evidence for the existence of jesus come in because I thought that there was insufficient reason to claim it as a fact.