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Tim LaHaye is Dead!

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Tim LaHaye is Dead!
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RE: Tim LaHaye is Dead!
July 26, 2016 at 1:38 pm
(July 26, 2016 at 7:05 am)chimp3 Wrote: No celebrations. LaHaye wrote the "Left Behind" series. Swore that the Biblical end times were upon us

Well, he was half right. They just turned out a little more personal than plural.
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RE: Tim LaHaye is Dead!
July 26, 2016 at 1:38 pm
I like whores. Yum.
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July 26, 2016 at 1:51 pm
People have thought they've lived in end times for thousands of years. They've all been wrong so far.
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RE: Tim LaHaye is Dead!
July 26, 2016 at 1:52 pm (This post was last modified: July 26, 2016 at 1:52 pm by I_am_not_mafia.)
(July 26, 2016 at 1:51 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: People have thought they've lived in end times for thousands of years. They've all been wrong so far.

Yeah but no one ever specifies how long the end times last for  Big Grin
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RE: Tim LaHaye is Dead!
July 26, 2016 at 1:54 pm
(July 26, 2016 at 1:52 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(July 26, 2016 at 1:51 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: People have thought they've lived in end times for thousands of years. They've all been wrong so far.

Yeah but no one ever specifies how long the end times last for  Big Grin

Not long enough for the left behind authors to see it, apparently.
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RE: Tim LaHaye is Dead!
July 26, 2016 at 1:56 pm
(July 26, 2016 at 7:05 am)chimp3 Wrote: LaHaye wrote the "Left Behind" series. Swore that the Biblical end times were upon us and that the rapture is nigh. Silly books about all the true christians getting sucked up into the sky by Jesus. Just pointing out that his mortal coil is still earthbound.

OMG, my ex-wife loved that shit. There was always at least one of his novels in the reading room near the throne. I picked up one just for the lulz - holy shit, what horrible, horrible pablum.
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July 26, 2016 at 3:08 pm (This post was last modified: July 26, 2016 at 3:08 pm by abaris.)
(July 26, 2016 at 12:08 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: It might have to be rated R though because of sexual content (Whore of Babylon) and graphic violence (Lake of Fire).

Ever considered the bible a book not suitable for kids? I mean there's sex, incest, wholesale slaughter, genocide and murder.
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RE: Tim LaHaye is Dead!
July 26, 2016 at 3:30 pm
(July 26, 2016 at 3:08 pm)abaris Wrote:
(July 26, 2016 at 12:08 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: It might have to be rated R though because of sexual content (Whore of Babylon) and graphic violence (Lake of Fire).

Ever considered the bible a book not suitable for kids? I mean there's sex, incest, wholesale slaughter, genocide and murder.

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July 26, 2016 at 3:37 pm
Sorry. Every time I read the title this is all I hear.

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RE: Tim LaHaye is Dead!
July 27, 2016 at 8:25 pm
IMHO the flip side was the better...the only truth we know comes so easily.
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