Online dating truthers

[Thumpalumpacus]

That is funny... Elvis had a good drummer, didn't he? Pretty sure he did? But I don't think his drummer had a woman?

Here's how that works:

[Angrboda]

[mlmooney89]

I'm actually getting married in 41 days (psh who is counting lol) but for fun, mainly because it was fun reading y'alls, I will play.

Mandy here. Just turned 27 last week so I'm in the stage where I can't remember my correct age. Gimmie another month. Online I am a chatter box and can't shut up, this will be a long post, I apologize... kinda. I live to debate and get into verbal fights on Facebook. I'm very opinionated and headstrong. I also share waaayyyyy tooo much online.

In person? I have what they call a bitch face. I sit and listen to the convos around me looking pissed when in reality I'm thinking a thousand miles a minute. Being somewhere in person with others is exhausting. I have a tendency to stutter around people I don't know so I keep silent a lot. Well that and my southern accent becomes more pronounced when nervous or excited and I have been made fun of for it.

I like video games I can play by myself. I prefer to text serious conversations so I can reread and analyze my response before I send it. My greatest accomplishment is being able to say I published a book and I'm working on the sequel... I neglect to tell people it is self published. The three friends I have in real life I have known since I was 3, 9, and 12 so they are all between 15- 24 year old relationships which is the only reason they are still around and when I am around them things are easier.

I have OCD that becomes worse when I am upset or nervous so if you are the kind that thinks it is okay to rearrange my books to see if I will notice you need not apply. Yes I have 575 books that I have somehow crammed into my little one bedroom apartment and I WILL notice when they are not in size order.

My life consists of going to work 7 days a week, playing with my puppy that I refer to as my baby, and going to the gym. I don't have time for much else. I know I am not a model nor as skinny as I used to be but I am very happy and proud of myself with my looks right now. I still have my acne scars and my hair has never recovered from being dyed so much but when I flex you can feel the muscles harden and I don't mind wearing shorts anymore. I know my target area is my stomach but I use it as motivation to keep going. I may not be at my goal but one day I will be. When I do have money I have a tendency to blow it all on eating out and treating those that are with me. I love not having to clean up, getting to try all kinds of cuisines, and having somewhere to go that isn't work or my house.

[I_am_not_mafia]

Always fuck the drummer, they're the best in bed

If you're into the rhythm method perhaps.

[ignoramus]

Or if you prefer a constant banging?

[chimp3]

My hobbies are psychology , cooking , viewing art of all kinds , and pleasant conversation. If we get together for a first date I would prepare for you an excellent liver dish with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. I would greatly enjoy viewing and discussing with you some of your own pencil drawings and family memories. Are you open to hypnotic suggestion? I am really a great guy if you let me inside your head for awhile. Preferably women with names that begin with C should apply. Hello Clarisse!

[Little lunch]

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!