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August 7, 2016 at 9:18 am
(August 7, 2016 at 9:11 am)LastPoet Wrote:
(August 7, 2016 at 9:06 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Why are they making you stay outside?!  That's crap; you're the father!!!  I have never heard of such a thing.  My husband was in the room with me the ENTIRE time.

Try to relax though, LP.  I'm sure everything is going to be just fine.  [emoji846]   Your wife made such a nice, comfy home for the little guy in there he just doesn't want to leave!  [emoji7]

She hasnt bursted her waters yet. Just in to induce labor. When it starts I will be able to stay with her. Right now only during visiting hours.


*grumble* I still see no reason why you can't be in the room. It's not like she is in the middle of open heart surgery. She's probably just laying in there, bored out of her mind, lol.
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#12
RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 9:18 am
Meh, I am used to not get much sleep under normal conditions. I came out to have lunch.... some mormons wanted to talk about god near the restaurant. Lol.
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RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 9:20 am
(August 7, 2016 at 9:18 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(August 7, 2016 at 9:11 am)LastPoet Wrote: She hasnt bursted her waters yet. Just in to induce labor. When it starts I will be able to stay with her. Right now only during visiting hours.


*grumble*  I still see no reason why you can't be in the room.  It's not like she is in the middle of open heart surgery.  She's probably just laying in there, bored out of her mind, lol.  

Visiting hours are from 12 to 20 h. I have been there, walking up and down the corridor with her.
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August 7, 2016 at 9:23 am
Yay poet 2.0 is coming... need to stay calm, but I am too impatient... keep the news coming LP or I lynch you
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RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 9:30 am
(August 7, 2016 at 9:23 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Yay poet 2.0 is coming... need to stay calm, but I am too impatient... keep the news coming LP or I lynch you

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August 7, 2016 at 9:32 am
Whaaa? I am not scum.
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August 7, 2016 at 9:36 am
(August 7, 2016 at 9:20 am)LastPoet Wrote:
(August 7, 2016 at 9:18 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: *grumble*  I still see no reason why you can't be in the room.  It's not like she is in the middle of open heart surgery.  She's probably just laying in there, bored out of her mind, lol.  

Visiting hours are from 12 to 20 h. I have been there, walking up and down the corridor with her.


You are going to be a wonderful daddy. [emoji2]
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RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 9:37 am
(August 7, 2016 at 4:29 am)LastPoet Wrote: Breathe.

So, my wife's pregnancy is exceeding its time and we came to the hospital for her to induce labor. The little bugger just doesn't want to come out. I have to stay outside until labor starts or visiting hours. I am calm...



Is this your first baby?
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August 7, 2016 at 9:42 am
It's his first. So as this is his first it's hard to judge whether he's scum or not until he has more experience.

But, I consider the others who voted to lynch him to be very townish and they're strong players and I trust their judgement.

So let's go with that. There can't be a no lynch tonight.

VOTE: lynch Lastpoet

Lol anyways: I hope it all goes well LP! I'm sure it will! And I'm sure you'll make an excellent father Smile
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RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 9:44 am
I was just going to say... be prepared to cry like a baby when you meet her/him. Hope all goes well.
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