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Keep calm and...
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Lol, poor LP. Always getting lynched.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.  RE: Keep calm and...
August 7, 2016 at 9:58 am
(This post was last modified: August 7, 2016 at 9:59 am by Excited Penguin.)
VOTE: lynch Evie
lol deeze tags work heer. This is awesome. It's better than rock crusherz, I bet. 
 (August 7, 2016 at 9:11 am)LastPoet Wrote: She hasnt bursted her waters yet. Just in to induce labor. When it starts I will be able to stay with her. Right now only during visiting hours. That is such crap! YOU are the customer. YOU are the one who is paying their salary in this scenario.... Oh wait, do you live in US or one of the few other places where health care is a for profit endeavor? If not, carry on then. And congratulations Daddy-O!  (August 7, 2016 at 5:09 am)Little lunch Wrote: How exciting. This is the truest statement I've ever heard. You don't get your sleep back until they've flown the nest. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
 (August 7, 2016 at 9:11 am)LastPoet Wrote:(August 7, 2016 at 9:06 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Why are they making you stay outside?! That's crap; you're the father!!! I have never heard of such a thing. My husband was in the room with me the ENTIRE time. That is so bazaar to me. I went into labor around midnight, my third time with my second child, drove myself to my friends house (yes I did.) Drive to the hospital, got there around 2am and my friend was in the room the entire time. They said I wasn't dilated enough and were going to send me back home. I told them fuck you, I am not leaving this hospital until I have my kid. My contractions were five minutes apart and had been for hours. They broke my water around 10am and induced me around two in the afternoon. I finally had her at 7:43pm and not once during all that did my friend ever have to leave the room. Even when I was getting my epidural, she stayed in the room. Heck, by the afternoon, I even had other friends dropping by to see how I was doing. I was allowed two people in the room, even while pushing during hard labor. Good luck LP. I hope your wife has your little one soon 
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (August 7, 2016 at 10:03 am)johan Wrote:(August 7, 2016 at 9:11 am)LastPoet Wrote: She hasnt bursted her waters yet. Just in to induce labor. When it starts I will be able to stay with her. Right now only during visiting hours. It is a half private half public hospital. A publico-private endeavour as they say. We don't pay a thing as its under NHS. The conditions are great and the staff amicable. They do have rules. Once her waters break or she has to go to c-section, I have the right by law (so, a previlege), to be with her. Save medical conditions where my presence would constitute a risk to her amd our baby, rightifully logged in the med chart. 
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Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
You all just want the BBQ.
I promise I won't eat any babies until after they are born.
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