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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 10:00 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 9:56 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 9:54 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Come on Arkie! Let's have one good blasphemous lord's name in vain from you! No pussyfooting tap dancing about it. One good "There just ain't no gawd!" or "Hail Satan!" . Flipping off the sky will not suffice. Too nebulous. We want people with commitment.
Isn't Hail Satan just replacement therapy?
I said no pussyfooting. Say it! Hail Satan! As a stand alone sentence . Commit !
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 10:08 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 10:00 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 9:56 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: Isn't Hail Satan just replacement therapy?
I said no pussyfooting. Say it! Hail Satan! As a stand alone sentence . Commit !
I'll give a "Thank you Satan" for a specific reason...
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 10:21 pm
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 10:23 pm
lol
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 10:30 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 10:23 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: lol
Always liked that meme.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 10:33 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 10:08 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 10:00 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I said no pussyfooting. Say it! Hail Satan! As a stand alone sentence . Commit !
I'll give a "Thank you Satan" for a specific reason...
Come on. So close! "H.A.I.L. (space) S.A.T.A.N. !" Come on in! The water is fine. What are you afraid of?
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 10:36 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 10:33 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 10:08 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: I'll give a "Thank you Satan" for a specific reason...
Come on. So close! "H.A.I.L. (space) S.A.T.A.N. !" Come on in! The water is fine. What are you afraid of?
Because it would be insincere and pretentious.
And it would be like hailing a candle outside at high noon.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 10:52 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 10:36 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 10:33 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Come on. So close! "H.A.I.L. (space) S.A.T.A.N. !" Come on in! The water is fine. What are you afraid of?
Because it would be insincere and pretentious.
And it would be like hailing a candle outside at high noon.
A most sincere reply. I assume you rate my "Hail Satan" as a 1 on my Blasphemy Scale? No offense taken?
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 11:02 pm
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(August 18, 2016 at 10:52 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 10:36 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: Because it would be insincere and pretentious.
And it would be like hailing a candle outside at high noon.
A most sincere reply. I assume you rate my "Hail Satan" as a 1 on my Blasphemy Scale? No offense taken?
Barely a 1, because it's so common and plain....like cheese pizza.
Zero offense taken.
You need more creativity, something like...
"All hail Cheesus Crust, the only begotten pizza. Now let us have communion..."
Then you would go on to biblical quote by Cheesus Crust.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 18, 2016 at 11:06 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 11:02 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: (August 18, 2016 at 10:52 pm)chimp3 Wrote: A most sincere reply. I assume you rate my "Hail Satan" as a 1 on my Blasphemy Scale? No offense taken?
Barely a 1, because it's so common and plain....like cheese pizza.
Zero offense taken.
I like cheese pizza. The key to good cheese pizza is good cheese. And if it is good cheese you only need one type.
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