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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 9:28 pm
Go to the Sugar Club restaurant on Level 53 of SKY Tower, Auckland, steal a pineapple from their kitchen, run over to SkyJump, and jump. Prolly get so scared you drop it. Boom. asphalt-cut pineapple. Trip to a super cool city to do it, as well.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 9:30 pm
(August 23, 2016 at 9:28 pm)c172 Wrote: Go to the Sugar Club restaurant on Level 53 of SKY Tower, Auckland, steal a pineapple from their kitchen, run over to SkyJump, and jump. Prolly get so scared you drop it. Boom. asphalt-cut pineapple. Trip to a super cool city to do it, as well.
Don't forget to start a thread when you do it. Selfie with Valk, too, k?
I'm not travelling to Auckland just to throw someone off the Sky Tower.
A couple of people, perhaps...
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 9:47 pm
Throw it in the air and hit it really, REALLY hard with a tennis racquet.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 10:08 pm
(August 23, 2016 at 9:28 pm)c172 Wrote: Go to the Sugar Club restaurant on Level 53 of SKY Tower, Auckland, steal a pineapple from their kitchen, run over to SkyJump, and jump. Prolly get so scared you drop it. Boom. asphalt-cut pineapple. Trip to a super cool city to do it, as well.
Don't forget to start a thread when you do it. Selfie with Valk, too, k?
Meh, I live in New York, boi.
Or girrrl.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 10:11 pm
I'm a dude. In San Diego, Ca. But hey, expanded horizons 4 teh winz.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 10:52 pm
(This post was last modified: August 23, 2016 at 10:53 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(August 23, 2016 at 8:54 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I cut the ends off, then the skin, cut it into spears and remove the core. I usually cut the spears into bite sized pieces and then om nom nom.
This is how I do it. I'll then core a couple boxes of strawberries, and make individual bags with blueberries added, sized for one smoothie. Freeze 'em.
(to make the smoothie, put the frozen fruit into your blender, add three tbsp of vanilla yogurt and some pineapple-orange juice. Blend well and enjoy.)
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 10:56 pm
(August 23, 2016 at 10:52 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: (August 23, 2016 at 8:54 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I cut the ends off, then the skin, cut it into spears and remove the core. I usually cut the spears into bite sized pieces and then om nom nom.
This is how I do it. I'll then core a couple boxes of strawberries, and make individual bags with blueberries added, sized for one smoothie. Freeze 'em.
(to make the smoothie, put the frozen fruit into your blender, add three tbsp of vanilla yogurt and some pineapple-orange juice. Blend well and enjoy.)
That's brilliant - I gotta find a way to make smoothies without all the juice (I'm avoiding juice).
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 10:58 pm
You can use milk or even water as the liquid. I've even used sparkling water, wasn't bad.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 11:31 pm
I like pineapple rings. As CD said, cut the gross ends off, cut off the outside, but then I take the cylindrical pineapple innards and just slice it thickways to get thin pineappley toruses. I skewer them with a fork and eat them like donuts.
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RE: How do I cut a Pineapple?
August 23, 2016 at 11:48 pm
(August 23, 2016 at 11:31 pm)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: I like pineapple rings. As CD said, cut the gross ends off, cut off the outside, but then I take the cylindrical pineapple innards and just slice it thickways to get thin pineappley toruses. I skewer them with a fork and eat them like donuts.
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