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Question's for God.
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#31
RE: Question's for God.
August 26, 2016 at 1:25 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 1:23 pm)RozKek Wrote: God, if you exist, why do you look at me everytime I choke the chicken?

If god's omnipresent... Is he touching my hand while I rub the chub?

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#32
RE: Question's for God.
August 26, 2016 at 1:25 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 1:23 pm)RozKek Wrote: God, if you exist, why do you look at me everytime I choke the chicken?

[God]: 'Cause gag reel.
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#33
RE: Question's for God.
August 26, 2016 at 2:05 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 1:25 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(August 26, 2016 at 1:23 pm)RozKek Wrote: God, if you exist, why do you look at me everytime I choke the chicken?

[God]: 'Cause gag reel.

Lmafo bruh.

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#34
RE: Question's for God.
August 26, 2016 at 2:12 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 1:25 pm)ScienceAf Wrote:
(August 26, 2016 at 1:23 pm)RozKek Wrote: God, if you exist, why do you look at me everytime I choke the chicken?

If god's omnipresent... Is he touching my hand while I rub the chub?

He probably is. And he's videotaping it for his catholic priests to "review" at another time.
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#35
RE: Question's for God.
August 26, 2016 at 2:17 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 2:12 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:
(August 26, 2016 at 1:25 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: If god's omnipresent... Is he touching my hand while I rub the chub?

He probably is. And he's videotaping it for his catholic priests to "review" at another time.

Fuckin' hell. Those Catholics are gonna get off to this shit again aren't they...

Damn it.

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#36
RE: Question's for God.
August 26, 2016 at 2:23 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 10:03 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(August 26, 2016 at 9:21 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Just putting on my christian hat for a second...there are answers to all of these...''question's.''  Putting back on my atheist hat, these kinds of posts are annoying and unhelpful.


Well done mate.
Even better would be to tell these sick folks how demented they are
but i guess it is a bit difficult for an atheist to tell an other atheist how wrong they are.
Annoying and unhelpful really do not go down enough.
Demented OP would be a better word to use in this case.    Lightbulb

Look mate, If you don't like my post. Then why don't you just pray for me to stop?

Checkmate.

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#37
RE: Question's for God.
August 26, 2016 at 2:27 pm
God, why is there an apostrophe in the subject line?
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#38
RE: Question's for God.
August 26, 2016 at 2:34 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 2:27 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: God, why is there an apostrophe in the subject line?

Because it was written by a 12 year old. 





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#39
RE: Question's for God.
August 26, 2016 at 2:48 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 2:27 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: God, why is there an apostrophe in the subject line?

Damned grammerNazi's

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#40
RE: Question's for God.
August 26, 2016 at 2:54 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 2:48 pm)ScienceAf Wrote:
(August 26, 2016 at 2:27 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: God, why is there an apostrophe in the subject line?

Damned grammerNazi's

...grammar*

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