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Why can't Christians Verify Exactly Where Jesus Was Buried?
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 (January 15, 2017 at 10:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(January 15, 2017 at 9:59 am)Little Rik Wrote: One day when you will leave your physical body you too will become a story even if you exist for real. Why dreadful? 
Because it's utter dreck. It attempts to fill the gaps in Jesus' life with pure supposition and fantasy. It doesn't even qualify, as do the canonical Gospels, as hagiography, but puts itself forth as a biography of Jesus, and makes historical claims that are at best farcical.
Boru
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 RE: Why can't Christians Verify Exactly Where Jesus Was Buried?
January 15, 2017 at 10:34 am
(This post was last modified: January 15, 2017 at 10:41 am by chimp3.
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(January 15, 2017 at 10:13 am)Little Rik Wrote:Certainly lil rik! If you want to master the Jesus method of giving enemas consult "The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus Christ".(January 15, 2017 at 10:00 am)chimp3 Wrote: Right! I have read that one. Jesus gives enemas to his followers. This book was "channeled" by a psychic.It's full of belly laughs. I recommend it highly too, lil rik! However , if you want to learn about the lost years of Jesus's life we must consult St. John of Paradise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9BRia7J9P4
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(January 15, 2017 at 10:34 am)chimp3 Wrote:(January 15, 2017 at 10:13 am)Little Rik Wrote: Gee, now I finally found an expert in the akashic records and the missing years of Jesus.Certainly lil rik! If you want to master the Jesus method of giving enemas consult "The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus Christ". Just as I already knew Chimp. You haven't got a clue. 
(January 15, 2017 at 10:52 am)Little Rik Wrote:(January 15, 2017 at 10:34 am)chimp3 Wrote: Certainly lil rik! If you want to master the Jesus method of giving enemas consult "The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus Christ". You are right this time lil rik. The enema lessons I referred to were in "The Essene Gospel of Peace".
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
(January 15, 2017 at 10:23 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Because it's utter dreck. It attempts to fill the gaps in Jesus' life with pure supposition and fantasy. It doesn't even qualify, as do the canonical Gospels, as hagiography, but puts itself forth as a biography of Jesus, and makes historical claims that are at best farcical. So you know for sure that the Akashic record does not exist? And if there is no record for what happen then also the karma does not exist? And if the karma does not exist there is NO justice. And if there is no justice then the universe run on good or bad luck. Gee, I never thought of that Bor. 
RE: Why can't Christians Verify Exactly Where Jesus Was Buried?
January 15, 2017 at 11:07 am
(This post was last modified: January 15, 2017 at 11:09 am by The Grand Nudger.)
That;s right, there is no akashic record, and no karma. Strangely enough, there is justice and the universe doesn't seem to "run" on "luck".
Must really be a mindfuck for you. Your beliefs are not only false, they're irrelevant.
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(January 15, 2017 at 11:07 am)Khemikal Wrote: That;s right, there is no akashic record, and no karma. Strangely enough, there is justice and the universe doesn't seem to "run" on "luck". Put in this way Kem. Suppose you run a business. One day you go and leave your business without putting in place a system that can take care of such a business. Do you really think that when you come back after days, weeks or years you will find the business still alive and well? If such a small thing can not run without a controller just imagine how the universe can run without a controller after billions of years that exist. You are just a fool and a dreamer son.
The Akashic Record contains the future as well as the past. So, if lil rik can get me the winning Powerball numbers for this Wednesday's drawing I will become his devotee for one month. Spit and shake on it , lil rik?
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 Quote:Do you really think that when you come back after days, weeks or years you will find the business still alive and well? But jesusism is a business without a product. The business end of it runs quite well and has been making money hand over fist for centuries.... and all by selling non-existent bullshit to gullible fools. |
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