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Terrorism daily explodes from my ass

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Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
September 25, 2016 at 12:21 pm
There's even a word for that: Turd terrorism. It's when you leave it somewhere unexpected for some poor sod to clean up.
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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
September 25, 2016 at 2:06 pm
I think there is a form of this practiced when in confined settings. Projectile terrorism.
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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
October 10, 2016 at 8:21 am
The sad thing about this joke thread is you can not shit as many times in a day as there are terrorist attacks in the world. Unless you're dying of Ebola and shitting out your organs...
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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
October 10, 2016 at 11:44 am
(September 25, 2016 at 1:28 am)Maelstrom Wrote: The high methane content is enough to be considered a terrorist attack on everyone around me.

Butt plug?
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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
October 10, 2016 at 12:27 pm
Just tell me if I need to reconsider my upcoming flight plans.
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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
October 10, 2016 at 12:33 pm
(October 10, 2016 at 11:44 am)Minimalist Wrote: Butt plug?

You know what happens when pressure is allowed to build up. At some point there will be a massive assplosion.
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RE: Terrorism daily explodes from my ass
October 11, 2016 at 12:09 pm
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