Dating a vegetarian

[mcolafson]

Greetings.

has anyone dated a vegetarian?
specifically, a vegetarian girl

Are they different in anything besides their diet?
Are they kinder, more considerate?

Also, are they cheaper to feed?

[chimp3]

Greetings.

has anyone dated a vegetarian?
specifically, a vegetarian girl

Are they different in anything besides their diet?
Are they kinder, more considerate?

Also, are they cheaper to feed?

Cheaper? Depends on whether they are satisfied with rice and beans or they find it necessary to shop at Whole Paycheck Foods.

[mcolafson]

Greetings.

has anyone dated a vegetarian?
specifically, a vegetarian girl

Are they different in anything besides their diet?
Are they kinder, more considerate?

Also, are they cheaper to feed?

Cheaper? Depends on whether they are satisfied with rice and beans or they find it necessary to shop at Whole Paycheck Foods.

How long do they live on rice and beans before you have to replace them?

[chimp3]

Cheaper? Depends on whether they are satisfied with rice and beans or they find it necessary to shop at Whole Paycheck Foods.

How long do they live on rice and beans before you have to replace them?

Rice and beans is a complete protein source, carbs, fiber. She might outlive you. Choose your vegetarian girl friend carefully.

[mcolafson]

Rice and beans is a complete protein source, carbs, fiber. She might outlive you. Choose your vegetarian girl friend carefully.

On the second thought,

These are those who did not defile themselves with women, for they remained virgins. They follow the Lamb wherever he goes. They were purchased from among mankind and offered as firstfruits to God and the Lamb.

Do I want to defile myself with a woman? DO I REALLY WANT TO DEFILE MYSELF WITH A WOMAN?
fuck it...
I guess I have to find a vegetarian virgin girl...

[Arkilogue]

Rice and beans is a complete protein source, carbs, fiber. She might outlive you. Choose your vegetarian girl friend carefully.

On the second thought,

These are those who did not defile themselves with women, for they remained virgins. They follow the Lamb wherever he goes. They were purchased from among mankind and offered as firstfruits to God and the Lamb.

Do I want to defile myself with a woman? DO I REALLY WANT TO DEFILE MYSELF WITH A WOMAN?
fuck it...
I guess I have to find a vegetarian virgin girl...

Surely the bible doesn't use symbolism? That's just ridiculous imagination...

http://www.bibletools.org/index.cfm/fuse...liefs-.htm

In Revelation 12, a woman is symbolic of the nation of Israel, and in Revelation 17 and 18 she represents the false system of Babylon. In Isaiah 47, a woman is again symbolic of Babylon (whether the nation or the system of Babylon). In Galations 4:21-31, Paul uses "women" to symbolize the Old Covenant and the New Covenant. In Ezekiel 16, God uses a woman to symbolize Israel: "Aholah" is the kingdom of Israel and "Aholibah" is the kingdom of Judah.

What can we understand from this? Every time a woman is used as a symbol, the common denominator is the idea of a system of beliefs and practices that influence other people. A church or religion is a system of beliefs and practices.



Now do you understand the virginity of the 144,000?

[chimp3]

Rice and beans is a complete protein source, carbs, fiber. She might outlive you. Choose your vegetarian girl friend carefully.

On the second thought,

These are those who did not defile themselves with women, for they remained virgins. They follow the Lamb wherever he goes. They were purchased from among mankind and offered as firstfruits to God and the Lamb.

Do I want to defile myself with a woman? DO I REALLY WANT TO DEFILE MYSELF WITH A WOMAN?
fuck it...
I guess I have to find a vegetarian virgin girl...

Perhaps an ex-vegetarian that likes roast lamb.

[mcolafson]

On the second thought,

These are those who did not defile themselves with women, for they remained virgins. They follow the Lamb wherever he goes. They were purchased from among mankind and offered as firstfruits to God and the Lamb.

Do I want to defile myself with a woman? DO I REALLY WANT TO DEFILE MYSELF WITH A WOMAN?
fuck it...
I guess I have to find a vegetarian virgin girl...

Surely the bible doesn't use symbolism?  That's just ridiculous imagination...

http://www.bibletools.org/index.cfm/fuse...liefs-.htm

In Revelation 12, a woman is symbolic of the nation of Israel, and in Revelation 17 and 18 she represents the false system of Babylon. In Isaiah 47, a woman is again symbolic of Babylon (whether the nation or the system of Babylon). In Galations 4:21-31, Paul uses "women" to symbolize the Old Covenant and the New Covenant. In Ezekiel 16, God uses a woman to symbolize Israel: "Aholah" is the kingdom of Israel and "Aholibah" is the kingdom of Judah.

What can we understand from this? Every time a woman is used as a symbol, the common denominator is the idea of a system of beliefs and practices that influence other people. A church or religion is a system of beliefs and practices.



Now do you understand the virginity of the 144,000?

ok, ok.

So, when one of the Commandments tells me not to covet my neighbor's wife, it means it symbolically.
It means I should not pray to gods of a neighboring nation.
So, I can have sex with that married woman who lives next door.
Thank you for putting my mind at rest.

[Arkilogue]

Surely the bible doesn't use symbolism?  That's just ridiculous imagination...

http://www.bibletools.org/index.cfm/fuse...liefs-.htm

In Revelation 12, a woman is symbolic of the nation of Israel, and in Revelation 17 and 18 she represents the false system of Babylon. In Isaiah 47, a woman is again symbolic of Babylon (whether the nation or the system of Babylon). In Galations 4:21-31, Paul uses "women" to symbolize the Old Covenant and the New Covenant. In Ezekiel 16, God uses a woman to symbolize Israel: "Aholah" is the kingdom of Israel and "Aholibah" is the kingdom of Judah.

What can we understand from this? Every time a woman is used as a symbol, the common denominator is the idea of a system of beliefs and practices that influence other people. A church or religion is a system of beliefs and practices.



Now do you understand the virginity of the 144,000?

ok, ok.

So, when one of the Commandments tells me not to covet my neighbor's wife, it means it symbolically.
It means I should not pray to gods of a neighboring nation.
So, I can have sex with that married woman  who lives next door.
Thank you for putting my mind at rest.

Is that in Revelation, one of the 66 books in the collection called "the bible", known to be extremely symbolic?

I don't swallow it whole and neither should you.

[The Valkyrie]

I hear they don't do oral because they refuse to eat meat...