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Are you real?

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Are you real?
Jesster Offline
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RE: Are you real?
September 26, 2016 at 8:50 am
You caught me. I'm just a rogue A.I. programmed to shut down religion one post at a time.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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#12
RE: Are you real?
September 26, 2016 at 8:52 am
*decides what to make of this query*
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Are you real?
September 26, 2016 at 8:53 am
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#14
RE: Are you real?
September 26, 2016 at 8:54 am
(September 26, 2016 at 8:50 am)Jesster Wrote: You caught me. I'm just a rogue A.I. programmed to shut down religion one post at a time.

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RE: Are you real?
September 26, 2016 at 9:05 am (This post was last modified: September 26, 2016 at 9:15 am by Crossless2.0.)
(September 26, 2016 at 8:39 am)mcolafson Wrote: I just wonder these people in this forum, are they real?

Prove to me you are real....

Blow me and find out.

Consider that my Dr. Johnson test.
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#16
RE: Are you real?
September 26, 2016 at 9:39 am
"I think, therefore I exist."

What a silly question. Of course I'm real, if by real you just mean actually existing. Even if I'm just a thought in the mind of God, I'm still a part of reality. I think what you meant instead is to ask what the nature of reality is, but that's a much less provocative question. Ultimately, I don't know, but I'd be inclined to believe that reality consists of a material world.
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RE: Are you real?
September 26, 2016 at 9:46 am
(September 26, 2016 at 9:39 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: What a silly question.

Lol, it's just a lighthearted question. I thought this was obvious.
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#18
RE: Are you real?
September 26, 2016 at 9:55 am
(September 26, 2016 at 8:39 am)mcolafson Wrote: Prove to me you are real....

No. You first.
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RE: Are you real?
September 26, 2016 at 9:58 am
Tell me, is this yet another thread you're starting only to abandon within hours of posting? Look, I admire you asking questions and all, but for the love of the FSM, please bother to participate in your own threads more than once or twice, mmmmkay?

Yes. I'm real. I just wasted three minutes of my life in this thread. Three minutes that I will never get back.
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RE: Are you real?
September 26, 2016 at 11:11 am
(September 26, 2016 at 9:58 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Tell me, is this yet another thread you're starting only to abandon within hours of posting? Look, I admire you asking questions and all, but for the love of the FSM, please bother to participate in your own threads more than once or twice, mmmmkay?

Yes. I'm real. I just wasted three minutes of my life in this thread. Three minutes that I will never get back.

...a three hour tour.  A three hour tour....


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