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RE: Ask an Excited Penguin
September 30, 2016 at 11:42 pm
(September 30, 2016 at 9:34 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: What brand beer are you drinking on this Friday night EP?

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September 30, 2016 at 11:43 pm
(September 30, 2016 at 9:55 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: .......Y?

I don't know.
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October 1, 2016 at 12:13 am
I've been waiting for this all my life!  Okay, first.  The huddling thing.  I get that it's cold, but isn't that alot of penguin on penguin...more than any decent being could countenance, right?  

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Aight, for realsies.  How's the thread going?  What would -you- ask EP?
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RE: Ask an Excited Penguin
October 1, 2016 at 1:05 am (This post was last modified: October 1, 2016 at 1:06 am by Excited Penguin.)
(October 1, 2016 at 12:13 am)Rhythm Wrote: I've been waiting for this all my life!  Okay, first.  The huddling thing.  I get that it's cold, but isn't that alot of penguin on penguin...more than any decent being could countenance, right?  

Wink

Aight, for realsies.  How's the thread going?  What would -you- ask EP?

It's going great, though I suspect no one got that I actually answered every question pablo asked me... That makes me sad that my attempt at being humorous might've been interpreted as gibberish. All of my other answers were lame by comparison, but I'm glad that people cared enough to ask the questions anyway.

I'd ask myself, dude, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just stop being such a cunt, please?
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RE: Ask an Excited Penguin
October 1, 2016 at 1:06 am
When was the last time you had sex?
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October 1, 2016 at 1:07 am
(October 1, 2016 at 1:06 am)Maelstrom Wrote: When was the last time you had sex?

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October 1, 2016 at 1:07 am
(October 1, 2016 at 1:07 am)Excited Penguin Wrote:
(October 1, 2016 at 1:06 am)Maelstrom Wrote: When was the last time you had sex?

Tongue

That's not an answer.
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October 1, 2016 at 1:08 am
(October 1, 2016 at 1:07 am)Maelstrom Wrote:
(October 1, 2016 at 1:07 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: Tongue

That's not an answer.

Did I offer to answer every question? Maybe I'll change my mind later on.
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October 1, 2016 at 1:09 am
(October 1, 2016 at 1:08 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: Did I offer to answer every question? Maybe I'll change my mind later on.

Well, then.
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October 1, 2016 at 1:09 am
(October 1, 2016 at 1:07 am)Maelstrom Wrote:
(October 1, 2016 at 1:07 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: Tongue

That's not an answer.

Maybe he's having sex right now and he's not able to answer the question.

EP, stop posting smilies while getting it on. You need to focus.
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