What god thinks of christian missionaries.....

[The Grand Nudger]

...we'll be reading deuteronomy, today.  

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13 [a]If a prophet, or one who foretells by dreams, appears among you and announces to you a sign or wonder, 2 and if the sign or wonder spoken of takes place, and the prophet says, “Let us follow other gods”(gods you have not known) “and let us worship them,” 3 you must not listen to the words of that prophet or dreamer. The Lord your God is testing you to find out whether you love him with all your heart and with all your soul. 4 It is the Lord your God you must follow, and him you must revere. Keep his commands and obey him; serve him and hold fastto him. 5 That prophet or dreamer must be put to death for inciting rebellion against the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt and redeemed you from the land of slavery. That prophet or dreamer tried to turn you from the way the Lord your God commanded you to follow. You must purge the evil from among you.
6 If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, 7 gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), 8 do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. 9 You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. 10 Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery. 11 Then all Israel will hear and be afraid, and no one among you will do such an evil thing again.
12 If you hear it said about one of the towns the Lord your God is giving you to live in 13 that troublemakers have arisen among you and have led the people of their town astray, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods you have not known), 14 then you must inquire, probe and investigate it thoroughly. And if it is true and it has been proved that this detestable thing has been done among you, 15 you must certainly put to the sword all who live in that town. You must destroy it completely,[b]both its people and its livestock. 16 You are to gather all the plunder of the town into the middle of the public square and completely burn the town and all its plunder as a whole burnt offering to the Lord your God.That town is to remain a ruin forever, never to be rebuilt, 17 and none of the condemned things[c] are to be found in your hands. Then the Lordwill turn from his fierce anger, will show you mercy, and will have compassion on you. He will increase your numbers, as he promised on oath to your ancestors— 18 because you obey the Lord your God by keeping all his commands that I am giving you today and doing what is right in his eyes.

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The message is clear.  You are to kill them, not believe them, not humor them, not suffer them.  You cannot love them, you cannot show them kindness.  Entire towns (even the goats) must be burned on account of their existence, and if you fail in this...the lord will punish -you-.  

On the plus side, if you succeed he'll increase your numbers, though I'm sure that killing all those people and burning those towns probably has an effect on the relative numbers of your spawn vs their spawn all it's own.

[purplepurpose]

When God promises unimaginable torture in almost every religion for enjoying life peacefully, ordering to kill someone isn't a big "crime" from Gods side.

[Drich]

...we'll be reading deuteronomy, today.  

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13 [a]If a prophet, or one who foretells by dreams, appears among you and announces to you a sign or wonder, 2 and if the sign or wonder spoken of takes place, and the prophet says, “Let us follow other gods”(gods you have not known) “and let us worship them,” 3 you must not listen to the words of that prophet or dreamer. The Lord your God is testing you to find out whether you love him with all your heart and with all your soul. 4 It is the Lord your God you must follow, and him you must revere. Keep his commands and obey him; serve him and hold fastto him. 5 That prophet or dreamer must be put to death for inciting rebellion against the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt and redeemed you from the land of slavery. That prophet or dreamer tried to turn you from the way the Lord your God commanded you to follow. You must purge the evil from among you.
6 If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, 7 gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), 8 do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. 9 You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. 10 Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery. 11 Then all Israel will hear and be afraid, and no one among you will do such an evil thing again.
12 If you hear it said about one of the towns the Lord your God is giving you to live in 13 that troublemakers have arisen among you and have led the people of their town astray, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods you have not known), 14 then you must inquire, probe and investigate it thoroughly. And if it is true and it has been proved that this detestable thing has been done among you, 15 you must certainly put to the sword all who live in that town. You must destroy it completely,[b]both its people and its livestock. 16 You are to gather all the plunder of the town into the middle of the public square and completely burn the town and all its plunder as a whole burnt offering to the Lord your God.That town is to remain a ruin forever, never to be rebuilt, 17 and none of the condemned things[c] are to be found in your hands. Then the Lordwill turn from his fierce anger, will show you mercy, and will have compassion on you. He will increase your numbers, as he promised on oath to your ancestors— 18 because you obey the Lord your God by keeping all his commands that I am giving you today and doing what is right in his eyes.

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The message is clear.  You are to kill them, not believe them, not humor them, not suffer them.  You cannot love them, you cannot show them kindness.  Entire towns (even the goats) must be burned on account of their existence, and if you fail in this...the lord will punish -you-.  

On the plus side, if you succeed he'll increase your numbers, though I'm sure that killing all those people and burning those towns probably has an effect on the relative numbers of your spawn vs their spawn all it's own.

glob...

1) are you an OT jew?

Then questions 2) through 10) do not apply.
So then mind your own business.

[The Grand Nudger]

Are -you- a jew?  No, so..as stated....god wants you dead.  What's wrong Drich, not lovin the chapter and verse? Upset that your best buddy talks massive shit about you behind your back?

[Minimalist]

Your fucking jesus was a jew, Dripshit.  Try to get that through your thick fucking head.

[brewer]

god can spin anything into a win/win situation. Therefore god.

[Minimalist]

One can only imagine with horror the amount of damage done to the world by fucking missionaries.



They should have cooked them all.

[Crossless2.0]

Your fucking jesus was a jew, Dripshit.  Try to get that through your thick fucking head.

Oh, but he was the magical transitional Jew, who simultaneously fulfilled and did away with the very law he observed.

So says his self-appointed shill-to-the-Gentiles, Paul. 

[The Grand Nudger]

Handled in the preamble above Cross...to whit 

That prophet or dreamer must be put to death for inciting rebellion against the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt and redeemed you from the land of slavery. That prophet or dreamer tried to turn you from the way the Lord your God commanded you to follow. You must purge the evil from among you.

God's instructions are crystal clear. "Paul" is to be killed for blasphemy, lest the rot spread. I mean, looking around me I can see that magic book got that bit right, the rot has definitely spread.

[GOĐ]

...we'll be reading deuteronomy, today.  

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The message is clear.  You are to kill them, not believe them, not humor them, not suffer them.  You cannot love them, you cannot show them kindness.  Entire towns (even the goats) must be burned on account of their existence, and if you fail in this...the lord will punish -you-.  

On the plus side, if you succeed he'll increase your numbers, though I'm sure that killing all those people and burning those towns probably has an effect on the relative numbers of your spawn vs their spawn all it's own.

glob...

1) are you an OT jew?

Then questions 2) through 10) do not apply.
So then mind your own business.

So I shouldn't listen to that part of the bible or I should?

Seems like the typical, "that's not what he meant though" argument that I hear from every christian on every forum I've ever seen.

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