Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist

[Edwardo Piet]

Thanks [emoji2]

Although to be honest... the worst would be an unpunny foe.

Because I like puns.

[Whateverist]

Like Drich? Any punning he did would be accidental and he isn't bright enough to be a poe.

[Edwardo Piet]

Better an unfunny Edgar Alan than an unpunny foe.

Wait... I've confused myself now.

[emoji52]

[Whateverist]

Better an unfunny Edgar Alan than an unpunny foe.

Wait... I've confused myself now.

[emoji52]

Yeah, better take it easy.  If you over do it you're likely to hurt yourself.

[Edwardo Piet]

[Faith No More]

Well, ThePrick has visited the shoutbox. I guess he didn't have the balls to come back here.

[Edwardo Piet]

So far he's been the most harmless of trolls. One hilarious post and some amusing shoutbox comments.

As long as he's not breaking any AF rules.

Which he technically isn't. I very much approve of the 'no trolling rule' the way it is, now.

[abaris]

So far he's been the most harmless of trolls. One hilarious post and some amusing shoutbox comments.

Two comments obviously. Definitely a troll but not a very accomplished one.

[Edwardo Piet]

I think he's doing well as an Edgar Alan. He appears to be taking the piss out of the idiots he's imitating.

As long as he doesn't post again and doesn't harass the shoutbox he can leave his amusingness at that without breaking any rules.

If he posts more shit or starts shoutboxing-it-up too regularly (or takes it to a more obnoxious level) then I'll start to disapprove of him & will also unkudos the OP, if I remember to.

[mcolafson]

1.      Because I feel Insecure without God
2.      I can’t control how I feel without God
3.      Because Atheists support gays and I don’t
4.      Because being an atheist is too easy and therefore boring
5.      Because my parents can’t control me without religion and I won’t be able to on my kids.
6.      Because I feel some sort of guilt not following God
7.      Because Atheists like abortion and I don’t
8.      Because being an atheist makes me feel like hell
9.      Because I don’t want to go to hell if it exists
10.  Because many people are religious
11.  Because If I was an atheist I would kill anyone in my family, if they annoy me. But religion keeps me under control.
12.  But If do kill them, then I would feel guilty and that guilt proves God.
13.  Because I can’t understand how all this universe just randomly came into existence from nothing, what makes sense to me is that God created it.
14.  Because the internet makes me feel like God exists.
15.  Because If am an atheist I would be always be worried with the question, what if I am wrong and God exists then I don’t want to be on God’s Bad side.
16.  Because planet earth is boring, including sex which only lasts 5 minutes
17.  Many people have testimony about their experience with God.
18.  Because I can’t find an reasonable argument against God’s existence
19.  Out of existence the highest form of existence is God.
20.  Because I am debating and this makes me feel God exists
21.  Which God?- I Believe  the Christian God since, the bible can be proven archeologically and prophetically, and morally and historically and how it improves people. Miracles prove God.
22.  The Western Civilization is the most power fullest in history, which was influenced and built up by Christianity. 
23.  I could go on, but I like to stop here because I know very well that you know God exists but pretend he doesn't
---ThePrick

Is it a parody of some sort?

Nazis didn't support gays. Are you a Nazi?