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Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.

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Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
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RE: Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
November 12, 2016 at 3:27 pm
and reminding them we eat extra helpings of fresh baby meat on Christ's birthday !!!
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RE: Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
November 12, 2016 at 6:55 pm
(November 12, 2016 at 3:22 pm)Mathilda Wrote: I love spelling it Xmas. It annoys the Christians so much.

Either that or wishing them a happy Solstice.

It's even more fun to show that they're wrong, that "XMAS" was originally used because the Christians used an X to mean "Christ", so they're oldest traditions are of "Xmas", not "Christmas". 

Then you can ask them if they're celebrating Xmas, because it's not supposed to be a day of celebration, but one of pray and contemplation. 


THEN you can ask them how much money they spent on Xmas this year and remind them of the way JC handled the money changers in the temple. Credit cards are the devil's tool, morons.
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RE: Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
December 7, 2016 at 8:55 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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December 7, 2016 at 10:52 am

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December 7, 2016 at 12:48 pm
Dammit, I was gearing up to ModSlap this thread for pornography violations then. Where will I get my puritanical power trip from now?!?
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December 7, 2016 at 1:00 pm
(December 7, 2016 at 12:48 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Dammit, I was gearing up to ModSlap this thread for pornography violations then. Where will I get my puritanical power trip from now?!?

Dude! Bare breasts, erect nipples, why do we allow that? 

Oh, wait...
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December 7, 2016 at 4:19 pm
It's Christmas.  Let's have sex.


Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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December 7, 2016 at 7:14 pm
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December 7, 2016 at 7:17 pm
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RE: Let's keep the XXX in Xmas.
December 7, 2016 at 7:26 pm
OK,

I've playing around with rule 34 and including the word 'christmas'.

guess what?


there are some REALLY FUCKING SICK PEOPLE around
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