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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 11:08 am
The day off would be nice, but it doesn't look like my projected ship schedule is going to allow that to happen. With any luck, Christmas Eve this year won't be a repeat of 2014, when I spent the evening on board a vessel, watching a dead crewman be removed from the galley's walk-in freezer, get bagged, and then be carried down a gangway to be taken ashore. Imagine his poor family in the Philippines, getting that holiday news.
What I want is enough time to talk with each of my kids, my grandchildren, and my parents and to get some time at home with my wife and dogs.
A blow job or a pony would also be nice, but I'm keeping hopes and expectations low this season.
That aside, I'm kind of on board with Chad. I get more excited about giving gifts these days than receiving them. I only wish I could afford to be a bit more lavish about it.
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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 11:19 am
Eh. I'm good. Getting to sleep in would be nice though ._.
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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 11:29 am
(December 7, 2016 at 10:48 am)vorlon13 Wrote: LOL, who didn't see this coming?
Wait...vorlon's GAY?!
Dude, you should have at least given us a hint...
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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 11:47 am
(December 7, 2016 at 10:49 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: And here my only concern has been about what I want to GIVE for Christmas.
But that's what happens when religious holidays are secularized.
Aah, poor predictable Wooters. You never miss a chance to shit all over a nice fun little thread with your smug self-satisfied superiority, do you?
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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 12:13 pm
If I can have anything at all, I want The Gams of My Dreams. Ankle surgery and plastic surgery might be involved, but for starters I'll go with simple non-invasive stuff and escalate to heavy-duty interventions as required. Sick and tired of those poor limbs carrying much more than their fair share for all these years.
I blame genetics. *shakes fist at random ancestor*