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Into the abyss
#41
RE: Into the abyss
What!  No holy shit?
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#42
RE: Into the abyss
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#43
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(December 29, 2016 at 10:44 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Pro tip: bring something to eat the moment they give the all clear.  I mean right there as you're getting dressed.  You can go out for something better later but I brought a pretzel loaf with me and inhaled that sucker ASAP.
My wife always wanted McDonalds cheese burgers. Her surgeon would typically mouth "NO" at me. Most times she ended up with broth and rice.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#44
RE: Into the abyss
Mmmm.... I could go for a McDonald's cheeseburger about now.....
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#45
RE: Into the abyss
I'm home, had a good nap, and will probably take another.

Had some apple sauce packets in the rig to eat on the way home, and also hit McDonalds for Egg McMuffins too.

Procedure went well enough, need a follow up probe in 3 years for a spot or two they want to keep a watch on, not bad for a 60 year old fart.

Staff was super nice, worse part (other than continued cramping from the purgative) was the 1/2 wait in the prep room.  I came out of the sedation apparently really fast (I'm thinking my doper history to the rescue sort of thing) and was coherent enough to be let go home almost immediately.

First time I have EVER been wheel chaired out of a hospital, the nurse claimed it was 'policy', I found it humiliating and a craven ploy towards aggravating my geriatric bratitude.

Cranky
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#46
RE: Into the abyss
(December 30, 2016 at 3:42 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I'm home, had a good nap, and will probably take another.

Had some apple sauce packets in the rig to eat on the way home, and also hit McDonalds for Egg McMuffins too.

Procedure went well enough, need a follow up probe in 3 years for a spot or two they want to keep a watch on, not bad for a 60 year old fart.

Staff was super nice, worse part (other than continued cramping from the purgative) was the 1/2 wait in the prep room.  I came out of the sedation apparently really fast (I'm thinking my doper history to the rescue sort of thing) and was coherent enough to be let go home almost immediately.

First time I have EVER been wheel chaired out of a hospital, the nurse claimed it was 'policy', I found it humiliating and a craven ploy towards aggravating my geriatric bratitude.

Cranky

Did you get pictures or a DVD of the event? If you did I think they need to be posted in a thread of their own.
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#47
RE: Into the abyss
I have some inner pics. Undistinguishable from any other colon pic on any med web site.

I did get a thumbs up on my clean out . . . .
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#48
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(December 30, 2016 at 5:10 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I have some inner pics.  Undistinguishable from any other colon pic on any med web site.

I did get a thumbs up on my clean out . . . .

Butt, it's your colon pics. We could have some fun!

Is "thumbs up" some kind of pun?
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#49
RE: Into the abyss
For a period of several hours I was poopless.

I'm sure CL will be confusticated.
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#50
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First time since the blood sugar finding I find myself CRAVING sweets.

And mean old me, the house is pretty bare of such contraband . . .

. . . except for some home made cookies I've been passing out as a seasonal perk.


I just inhaled 3 of 'em.

Nom nom nom.
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