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Into the abyss
#31
RE: Into the abyss
(29th December 2016, 16:46)vorlon13 Wrote: There will be no amusing vids posted on line afterwards.

I'll settle for an abridged transcription.

And stop sniffing your fingers!
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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#32
RE: Into the abyss
I think I might need to call Service Master to come clean up the bathroom when this is over . . . .
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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#33
RE: Into the abyss
OMFG !

Found a med web site that had USER REVIEWS of Gavilyte!!

looks like about 1/3 of people who have taken it will choose death over taking it ever again . . . .


And the chills, shaking, cramps, nausea are to be expected.
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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#34
RE: Into the abyss
Do you shit bricks? I used garden-variety Ducosate and didn't go through all that, ever.
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#35
RE: Into the abyss
the idea is to get clean as a whistle inside your GI tract.

So the stuff just keeps flushing crude out.


It is QUITE unpleasant.


I noticed how much I have left, and I'm pretty much downing it as fast as I can now. It is horrid, vile, puke disgusting swill.
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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#36
RE: Into the abyss
With the volume of your posts, I'm not sure that you have enough to poo.
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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#37
RE: Into the abyss
Quote:It is horrid, vile, puke disgusting swill.

Let's keep Drumpf out of this.


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#38
RE: Into the abyss
CALZONE !!!

I have passed the CALZONE !!!



1984, Sbarro, Cherry Vale Mall, Rockford Illinois

Free at last, lord God almighty, FREE AT LAST !!!
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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#39
RE: Into the abyss
Pro tip: bring something to eat the moment they give the all clear. I mean right there as you're getting dressed. You can go out for something better later but I brought a pretzel loaf with me and inhaled that sucker ASAP.

(29th December 2016, 21:44)vorlon13 Wrote: CALZONE !!!

I have passed the CALZONE !!!



1984, Sbarro, Cherry Vale Mall, Rockford Illinois

Free at last, lord God almighty, FREE AT LAST !!!


I've got to know .. before you flush your last will you check to see if the visage of the madonna is present?  This could be yuge.
(16th February 2017, 18:16)TheOther JoeFish Wrote: So what you're saying is that I can harass all of the members I want for the next 168 hours, as long as I do so in my signature?
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#40
RE: Into the abyss
no visage of any holy being who's name I have invoked in vain whilst sitting on the shitter
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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