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Into the abyss
#11
RE: Into the abyss
they mentioned that in the prep vid . . .
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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#12
RE: Into the abyss
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  Whatever you do, keep your asshole away from open flames.

You'll blast yourself through the roof!


Can't believe C/L hasn't found this thread.


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#13
RE: Into the abyss
pretty miserable experience

and yeah, sharing my special poo challenge with CL would be appropriate
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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#14
RE: Into the abyss
I'm kinda surprised you're not liking this more. Expect to not leave the toilet once the fun begins. 

If you don't like your doctors and want to fuck with them tomorrow, eat something with red food color. Of course, that may give them cause to fuck with you.  

Who is picking you up and do they have a camera phone for post procedure anesthesia?
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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#15
RE: Into the abyss
I only take that junk until the express elevator starts running. After that it's pointless.
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#16
RE: Into the abyss
To give you a taste - so to speak - of what's to come.... this will be you:

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...except it'll be spewing from an entirely different orifice.
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#17
RE: Into the abyss
And it will feel like....

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#18
RE: Into the abyss
It would make a very interesting, not your run of the mill Cleveland Steamer.
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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#19
RE: Into the abyss
Ah, yes. I had my experience with projectile defecation last year.  Dodgy Good for 5 to 8 more years. Not 10, 'cause they cauterized out some special kind of polyp.
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#20
RE: Into the abyss
yeppers

the sluicing has begun . . .

cramps are unrelenting, headache, shakiness, feels like I was run over by a truck and left for dead in a ditch
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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