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I'm back if you'll have me

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I'm back if you'll have me
FlyingNarwhal Offline
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RE: I'm back if you'll have me
January 8, 2017 at 6:42 pm
(January 8, 2017 at 6:36 pm)Mamacita Wrote: I remember you! I was Ivy/Fruity back then. Glad to have you back. Scared me there for a moment.

I'd say you can find some titties in A69, but the boob traffic in that place is dead. You'll find lots of male butts, though.

Anywho! Welcome back Big Grin

Thanks glad to be back!

(January 8, 2017 at 6:36 pm)Mamacita Wrote: but the boob traffic in that place is dead.

Ah great, I see much hasn't changed!
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RE: I'm back if you'll have me
January 8, 2017 at 7:02 pm
Welcome back, Christian brother! I too was drawn back into the warm and slightly sweaty bosom of the Church after an explosive episode of huffing burnt guinea fowl shit.

Here, try some. It's fucken grand stuff...
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RE: I'm back if you'll have me
January 8, 2017 at 7:46 pm
(January 8, 2017 at 6:41 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(January 8, 2017 at 6:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: This  will not end well.

He'll come around. The superiority of Dawkins Big Bang Hawking evolution will bring his Christ logic to his knees.

Quote:a near death experience with an escaped lion from a local zoo.

I'd have been rooting for the lion.
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RE: I'm back if you'll have me
January 8, 2017 at 8:01 pm
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Quote:a near death experience with an escaped lion from a local zoo.

I'd have been rooting for the lion.

The lion had recently converted after going to an AA meeting. We talked about our new found faith. He let me slide. Great guy, I still send him a card on Christmas, emphasis on the Christ part of it!
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RE: I'm back if you'll have me
January 8, 2017 at 8:16 pm
Quick !

Think of another animal besides narwhal who's name begins with the letter 'N'.
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RE: I'm back if you'll have me
January 8, 2017 at 8:17 pm
Hey there, welcome back!

I just turned Christian last night actually. God came to visit me, and convinced me that what I really want is to worship some dead Jew on a stick.
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RE: I'm back if you'll have me
January 8, 2017 at 8:19 pm
Damn, and I thought this was gonna be fun, but now look at you.

Oh well, hope springs eternal.

Welcome front.
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RE: I'm back if you'll have me
January 8, 2017 at 8:35 pm
By the way, Narwhal, I've looked thru the archive and it looks like your initiation video was erased.

We will need to schedule a re-do.

Sorry for the inconvenience.
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RE: I'm back if you'll have me
January 8, 2017 at 8:36 pm
(January 8, 2017 at 8:01 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote:
Quote:I'd have been rooting for the lion.

The lion had recently converted after going to an AA meeting.  We talked about our new found faith.  He let me slide.  Great guy, I still send him a card on Christmas, emphasis on the Christ part of it!

An excellent reason to despise AA.
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RE: I'm back if you'll have me
January 8, 2017 at 8:37 pm
No BBQ for us. (insert sniffles)
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