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I'm back if you'll have me
#21
RE: I'm back if you'll have me
(January 8, 2017 at 6:42 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: But Hawking's brother proved that God's farts are real and knocked the apple off the tree onto Newton's bonce.

And then a robber from the hood shot an arrow at the apple, which knocked the tree down and he said "I cannot tell a lie - I shot the sheriff of Tottenham, but I did not have sexual relations with that lady in red."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#22
RE: I'm back if you'll have me
Oh, and welcome back, stranger!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#23
RE: I'm back if you'll have me
(January 8, 2017 at 8:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Damn, and I thought this was gonna be fun, but now look at you.

Oh well, hope springs eternal.

Welcome front.

No it can still be fun, I swear!


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#24
RE: I'm back if you'll have me
(January 8, 2017 at 8:16 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Quick !

Think of another animal besides narwhal who's name begins with the letter 'N'.

Newt!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#25
RE: I'm back if you'll have me
(January 8, 2017 at 6:24 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote:
(January 8, 2017 at 6:20 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Jumped the shark with the escaped lion.

Welcome back, man!

Damn and I toned it down from acid trip in the Andes Mountains!

It's not too late to edit.
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#26
RE: I'm back if you'll have me
Welcome, may you fulfill your mission within your followers lifetime
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

Join me on atheistforums Slack Cool Shades (pester tibs via pm if you need invite) Tongue

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#27
RE: I'm back if you'll have me
(January 8, 2017 at 8:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 8, 2017 at 6:42 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: But Hawking's brother proved that God's farts are real and knocked the apple off the tree onto Newton's bonce.

And then a robber from the hood shot an arrow at the apple, which knocked the tree down and he said "I cannot tell a lie - I shot the sheriff of Tottenham, but I did not have sexual relations with that lady in red."

We should write a book Tongue

And it will be deadly serious.
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#28
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I stayed with you through the lion escape, but I feel like Christians never use the word "heathen" on us. Only we do. Gosh, I need a nap.

Welcome back! Hope whatever needed resolved got resolved!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#29
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(January 9, 2017 at 8:13 pm)c172 Wrote: I stayed with you through the lion escape, but I feel like Christians never use the word "heathen" on us. Only we do. Gosh, I need a nap.

Welcome back! Hope whatever needed resolved got resolved!

Yeah I was trying to make it sound like it could kind of be believable, but insert little nuggets of "is this asshole really serious?" sprinkled into the whole thing. Thank you for the warm welcome!
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#30
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Jumped the shark with the escaped lion. 
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