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[4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
ignoramus Offline
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[4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
January 14, 2017 at 7:52 pm (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 8:04 pm by ignoramus.)
Santa Claus
The Tooth Fairy
Eat your broccoli so you can grow up big and strong
The Stork brought you to us
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
If you take marijuana you'll then want crack
Your uncle Matthias is now looking down on you from above.
Keep slaves, whip them but don't kill them.
EDIT: May the force be with you {For Jesster, added this, I did}

Theists, tell me, what's wrong with any/all of the above?

Peace Mon!

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: [4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
January 14, 2017 at 7:55 pm (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 8:08 pm by Jesster.)
You just made me a Jedi in 3.8 seconds. Those are some good conversion skills.
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RE: [4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
January 14, 2017 at 8:03 pm
I can't read that quickly...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: [4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
January 14, 2017 at 8:05 pm
(January 14, 2017 at 8:03 pm)Alex K Wrote: I can't read that quickly...

You could if you were a Jedi. Then again, Sith can read that in 3.7 seconds. They keep gloating about it, too. Dodgy
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ignoramus Offline
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RE: [4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
January 14, 2017 at 8:08 pm
I flipped through the pages of the bible in 2.8 seconds.
I believe I speed read it!

Well, most atheists tell me I got the gist of it anyway Dunno
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RE: [4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
January 14, 2017 at 8:12 pm
(January 14, 2017 at 8:05 pm)Jesster Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 8:03 pm)Alex K Wrote: I can't read that quickly...

You could if you were a Jedi. Then again, Sith can read that in 3.7 seconds

you surely mean 3.7 parsecs?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: [4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
January 14, 2017 at 9:27 pm
What is wrong with your list? Nothing. Your list is all inclusive of everything I ever believed in and now do not.

Except for the Force. Surrender your man card immediately for even saying that in jest.
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RE: [4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
January 14, 2017 at 9:36 pm
I remain faithful with the one true GOD and his warm noodle tendrils.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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RE: [4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
January 14, 2017 at 9:42 pm
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"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: [4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
January 14, 2017 at 10:00 pm
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