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Self-Identities as a Mermaid

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Self-Identities as a Mermaid
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 18, 2017 at 2:31 pm (This post was last modified: January 18, 2017 at 2:33 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 16, 2017 at 7:26 pm)Faith No More Wrote: "Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?"

Nah I'd much rather get a BJ from a mermaid than stick my rod in a fish-person's flowerpot.
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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 18, 2017 at 2:34 pm
I saw this movie....Daryl Hannah was in it.
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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 18, 2017 at 6:02 pm
(January 18, 2017 at 11:42 am)Regina Wrote: I self-identify as a pine tree.

How deep are your roots? Big Grin

Do theists identify as mushrooms?
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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 18, 2017 at 6:08 pm
(January 18, 2017 at 6:02 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Do theists identify as mushrooms?

Nah. They identify as lambs (i.e. sheep).

[Image: sheep.jpg]
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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 18, 2017 at 6:13 pm
The Aquatic Ape Hypothesis was right after all!!!  Jawdrop Jawdrop Jawdrop
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

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RE: Self-Identities as a Mermaid
January 18, 2017 at 6:14 pm
Sheep says:

Of course God exists! Look! The sky is yellow!
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