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Satan Stole My Waffle

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Satan Stole My Waffle
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 1:56 pm
Bloody waffle eaters need conversion therapy.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 2:46 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 2:59 pm
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 3:29 pm
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 3:38 pm
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 4:14 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 1:56 pm)Mathilda Wrote: Bloody waffle eaters need butter-flavored maple syrup.

Fixed that for you.
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 6:05 pm (This post was last modified: January 19, 2017 at 6:05 pm by ignoramus.)
Vic, SC, I just laughed my arse off!

How old are you guys? 9?
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 8:01 pm
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 19, 2017 at 9:44 pm
Huh, I just checked. I have waffles in the freezer! I know what I'm eating for breaky tomorrow! Clap  I also have real Canadian maple syrup. Cool  But I'll have to go pick up some bacon to counter the sugar high. Badger
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